...you legend lol! this is so funny and soooo SOOO retarded i was rolling on the floor in laughter. seriously, my friend was watching me and asked if i found his 'stash'(if ya no wot i mean...*shifty eyes* -_-)

very VERY funny i loved it!

Okay, this was the craziest idea ever. LOL That was totally hilarious. I always wondered how virgil's hair were gelled to perfection. Now it turns out, it's hairspray.

really hilarous! :3 best part on my opinion:

"Dante stared…. Dante stared some more… Dante stared for a good five minutes. “I don’t fucking believe this!” he muttered. “I’m out. I’m leaving… I can’t take this shit anymore… I’m going home… See ya!” and with that said he jumped off the side of the tower, with Vergil waving absentmindedly in farewell."

i couldnt help my laught XD

Hi dahlin'! It's been a huge-ass time since I reviewed anything you wrote. Damn all the shitty workload from the university!Be a dear and reply,will you? I need to know I'm forgiven.

Anyway,this story was freakin' just "teeheehee,it's fun" type of hilarious,but rolling-around-the-floor-clutching-your-stomach-cause-laughing-this-much-hurts type. Seriously. I tried to tell the story to my brother and utterly failed by bursting into a fit. OMG,I totally died at the “It gives your hair a wonderful luster and strength, keeps it in place under most circumstances, in short: it is an excellent product!"line.

You slay me,woman. *hug*

Rofl..that's about all I can say :)

...you're right...the fact that it was a monday should explain everything...

I always knew hairspray had something to do with it. They should TOTALLY mention hairspray somewhere in DMC5! But just as one of Dante's hilarious little idiotic jokes.

DANTE IZ BADAZZ 8D

LOL! -rolls around on the floor giggling-

Y' know, I've always wondered about that... Now I know why! .-

((Imagining Vergil like that... -snickers- And Nero...if that had actually been the plot, DMC4 would be like 34890845345 times better :D))

Damn yall funny as hell. This story might be the only reason i like mondays now.

Lol hairsplay explains it all! Good job!

I... almost died while reading this. xD And yes, it being a monday is a perfectly good reason for coming up with this type of crack. xD Brilliant. Just... brilliant. :D

BEWARE THE ULTIMATE HAIRSPRAY.

XD Yays! That was great. I shall never be able to watch that cutscene again without laughing.

Hairspray! Omg, hairspray! XD I have a large can of hairspray in my room that I use when I do emo hairstyles... but omg! I CAN'T look at another can of HAIRSPRAY without bursting out LAUGHING!

“W-what is it that h-humans possess a-and d-demons d-don't?”

Dante turned to look at him over his shoulder. “... Hairspray...”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I LOVED THAT ONE! A thousand kudos to you for this! hahahah!

okay then. O:

i loled though. so that' enough reason to review hope something like this goes on 8D

I always thought it was gel myself... Nice crackfic.