Lmfao! That's...just...awesome!

OMG! XD! Poor Kakuzu!

"I got attacked by a Polar bear. Took Rudolph all night to find all my pieces. Now what do you want?!"
When his elf helper (Itachi had been volunteered for this task, Jashin help them all)
"I want Sasuke-kun, and this year, you better get him for me!"
This was priceless, especially the part about Udon asking for Konohamaru to get mauled by a bear. I kind of agree with him. It would be good for the brat. XD Plus Itachi as an elf helper just rocks.
AWESOME.

lol
im a sakura fan and im thinking she mightve died afterwards.. but a cute story nonetheless.

Run Kakuzu Run! Ha Itachi and Sakura ask for the same thing lol.

(dies laughing) OMG!

Poor Kakuzu-chan! XD DX

that was hilarious.I especially love this

'Konoha was raising an army of mentally unstable children with super human strength.'

Too funny!.Great holiday oneshot!

Hahahahah! You know what daydrifter? The more I read your stories, the more I like Kakuzu! Ha ha ha! The thought of him as Santa Claus is hilarious and Itachi as his helper is the icing on the cake. His thoughts about anyone under 30 is hilarious, as were his thoughts on Sakura. *wipes away tears* This was seriously funny stuff.

No Kakuzu. You're wrong. The Akatsuki has plenty of chances against Konoha...Krater. :D

That being said, good job Sakura. You ruined Christmas for a line of children. Nice one.

Who won? I am kidding! Very cracked.

Merry Christmas Day Jen I saw this and said to myself Oh my God Kakuzu Claus! This is a brilliant little story! I loved it! I also love the Doujutsu rots the brain line! XD

This is pretty funny. I think I'll add this to my favorites. ^_^