Ha-ha. He asked for it! LOLZ I loved the last two lines of this! It's so funny! Great job! XD

Ha! What a weird and funny and enjoyable little one-shot:) Thanks for sharing. I wasn't sure *how* on Earth you'd make it all come together, until I read about the book Orochimaru read:)

XDXD alright, that was awesome. i was never really a fan of 'daddy' oro, but still...it's a parody. lolness! go, sound 5!

Ahahahahaha... A wonderful Christmas-y crackfic you've served up for us. Delightfully off the wall, with all the OOC-yet-not-quite-totally-so moments. The villany for dummies book was classic, and Tayuya, even in a minor role, doesn't fail to entertain.

Merry Christmas!

*snerk* fantastic, i loved Kimimaro's allergic reactions, the Rotary Club, and Kabuto playing Mumsie XD