for some reason Glass was my favorite. nicely done. :]

How is it that you had me gasping in shock and sadness, then laughing my ass off completely, all in, what, one hundred words?
That's talent, I say.
Patrick was perfect in this. SpongeBob too, of course. Oh, it was just perfect. You're perfect. Why can't I come up with wittier ways to tell you how much I love your fics?

I love the smell of bulimia in the morning.

What a creative and generally fool-proof technique!
Wonder why it didn't work this time. Poor Patrick.

Wow. Just...wow. I LOVE IT! Especially the last one!

hhahah Squidward is so blunt

Poor Squidward.
Mr. Krabs is such a prick. But that's why I hate him! Uh, I mean love him. I meant love.

I literally almost bit my bottom lip off to keep from squealing like a pig in heat.
Sick image, I know.
But . . . AWW! Yay! And other happy not-so-sexy sounds.

lol, Patrick is my new hero now.

Got dang it, I can't believe I'm giving a positive review for one of your fics, what wrong with me?! Any who, yes soo sad here. Rest in peace Patchy The Pirate. Though, I'LL ALWAYS be Spongebob's #1 fan. :D And PROUD of it. :) *Salutes.*

poor patchy

wow, lol, i likey this chapter

Damn it, my mind is still Pat/Sponged, so I can't give a good review. Just a second . . . *fapfapfap*
Okay, all better now!
Unconventional is the best kind of relationship. Okay, I use the term "the best kind" pretty liberally, but . . . yeah.
This made me giggle. That annoying kind of high-pitched giggle that only dogs miles away can hear.
But that's a good thing, don't worry. Is this to be my new OTP?
Probably not. But still, excellent source of lulz. And possible fap-material . . . hmm, haven't yet decided as to how turned on I am.
Squilliam is quite the sexy little treat, but I'm not huge on Larry . . .the muscles are a bit of a turn-off. But I guess Squilliam makes up for that, so . . . yeah, I'm a bit horny now.

Oh. My. God.
NEW FAV!
You just made me want to cry, you know that, right? Jesus, cute, cute, cute, cute, CUTE! *sobs*
I don't even know what to say. Damn it, damn it, DAMN IT! You write better Pat/Sponge than me, too. What DON'T you do better than me?
Well, I give good hand jobs, so maybe I one-up you on that. I hope . . .

What's this? I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!
And by you I mean me, I guess. And I don't know what that quote really had to do with anything . . . but it's the best I could come up with to describe my feelings.
Plankton/Squidward. Very yes. You make crack fun and delcious!