Umm, I think that was the version of Titanic where Rose loves a fish and doesn't care one thing about Jack.
Let me tell you that your word choice, grammar, and flow rock. It's quite a bit too wordy for me, I like writing fast and to the point, but it works well for this story. ever considered writing poetry? :)

Umm...
She loves... a fish?
Okay, then.
Whatever floats your boat.
I'm going to be honest, though, it didn't melt my heart.
Sorry, dude. :)

This is a very interesting take on the story.

Aww I loved this one.