What what what. I still don't even know what happened and if any of it was real, but I commend you. This was thoroughly amusing.

a trip to the realms of bizarre, I was engulfed. fabulous.

oh my gosh! that was really funny! i loved the fourth to last paragraph...

"She assumed it didn’t have anything to do with eating Ben & Jerry’s and watching ER’s final episodes."

Yeah, how many final episodes did they have? Is it over?

Zombie section was priceless. LMAO

This was hilarious. I loved it. :)

Oh this is fabulous! i love it! it's so in character and so totally random and out there.

Hilarious. I totally didn't follow about 75% of what was going on, but I loved it! :)

I really enjoyed this! Perfectly in character for Liz, and the unusual style fit in well with the show's frequent trips into crazy territory. Also, I loved how the thing that Liz thought was worth italicizing was the fact that she was actually doing it 'standing up!', not the fact that she and Jack were hiding from zombies. Keep writing! :D

I really liked your story, it was very well written! There were no noticable grammer mistakes either, which was good. It was kind of hard to follow though. Also, it seems pretty impossible for somebody to have three dreams where they think they're awake.