LOL, Hilarious! Absolutely HILARIOUS! Great story! Loved how you incorporated 'Cullenary Educaton:Sex Ed' into it. Great job!

So funny, albino Santa addicted to steroid and a bowflex!

lol. i love the last line...

Reading christmas stories nowhere near christmas is fantastic.

Reading fantastic christmas stories like this one nowhere near christmas is even better.

I have been laughing so hard that I annoyed the neighbours. Way to go!

LMFAO Nessie.
:D
Terminator Santa Claus.
Aahaha. That was great.

Too funny!

ahahah loved this story..aahahah rose and jacob were the funniest...ahahahahahah too funny

lol. That was as good as twilight one-shots of good humor get. Huzzah a tu`. But, really, very funny.

lol. gotta love it when kids pick up on stuff they're not supposed to.

That was really funny!

So funny, and great. I loved the ending!!

Eri-Berri xx

genius- once again! love it, so funny. Love Emmett stories. Pretty Please write some more (I ask with puppy dog eyes)

LOL!

You are amazing! :-)

hahahaha! I loved it! are you going to do another chapter or is it a one-shot? I loved it!