I found this from reading through LazyChestnut's profile (as I do often) and it's GREAT! What's funny is that I can picture all them saying these things. :) Good job! I wonder if those that this is intended for will get it...we can always hope!

Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!! Thanks, I needed it :D

This is absolutely fantastic and very, very true, not only for HoND fanfics but for any fanfic in any category. I wish there weren't people like little old Lindsey around, but sadly, it seems like they can't be avoided. Anyway, please, please keep going with this. I love it! :D

"Except he's balding slightly, has mild chest hair and a bulge for a belly,"

XD I love this way too much.
Although I would like to add something; Phoebus is great in Disney, so I too am unable to see why that particular interpretation of him is bashed.

However, in the book, he's a jerk and a womanizer, and Frollo is actually quite a sympathetic character. Just thought it was interesting. XD

that was hilarious. XD

How did I not know that this story existed? What happened to that blatant self-advertising thing that drives everyone crazy? Indulge in that every once in a while, please!

Among the gems of this story include Frollo sticking his cross out at the Sues, the spot-on mockery of the second movie's animation (especially the rose thing -- it's terrified me ever since I first saw it!), and the Fangirl-to-Gypsy translation dictionary. If someone could really write that (or an English approximate), they would make MILLIONS. MILLIONS, I TELL YOU.

The only nitpick I had was that Clopin picked on the fangirl's sentence structure. Isn't he kinda . . . illiterate? Why would he care?

Anyway, this was just plain funny, and I'm glad I found it.

I loved this so much.

Pst! I'm a Frollo fangirl.

Woo boy, this chapter is true. So so SO true. Lindsey's behavior is so close to how real badfic author's behave that it's hardly parody.

I hope some real authors will learn something from it.

OMB, another chapter, YAY! I LOVED this; it's so true! So many people can't understand that concrit is given with the intent of HELPING the author, not hurting him/her! I hope people read this.

And I lmfao at the EPA reference! Awesome work, dahling!

Nice job on this. I loved all the quotes you used, espescially:

"That plotline has been recycled so much the EPA has a problem with it. And they're a bunch of tree-huggers!" (Phoebus)

"Clopin's puppet has more maturity than her!" (Phoebus)

You've made Phoebus viciously deadpan in this story, which I love. Your story also makes me immensely happy that isn't an epidemic of "Jim Halpert Sues" on The Office fanfiction site. Now THAT would be tragic.

Another good idea for this chapter would've been having Lindsey asking for a certain number of reviews for each chapter before updating her story. I've noticed on a lot of fandoms that the authors hold their stories for ransom unless they get the desired number of reviews, which is just ridiculous. You don't write for the reviews, you write because you enjoy doing it.

Thanks for a good laugh again! :)

Poor Clopin. XD XD XD XD XD LMAO Great addition! *thumbs up*

LOL OMG. Brilliant!

-Gasping for air- Oh, LORD.
'"Get away from me, you sinners!" he cried, sticking out a cross in front of him like he was repelling vampires.' BEST. FROLLO. CHARACTERIZATION.
EVER.

The end.

Oh. Wait. No it's not.
'"It's not lead that Quasi used, it's LAVA!" cried one of the fangirls.' ...*Snort* I'll admit to being one of the horrid few who thought as a child it was lava.

'"0mGz h0w cAN j00 $Say tHt?/!1!!1?!" asked one fangirl, "fR0lL0 iS SO HOT! ND h3's rIcH 2!1! LOLZ! :)"

"Did that girl actually use improper sentence structure?" Clopin asked.

"You'd be suprised," Phobeus said, shaking his head in sadness, "it's a form of communication that 21st century people use called chatspeak. Apparently it can shorten conversations."'
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- -Gasps again- YOU ARE GENIUS. I love how Clopin's all, "Did that really just happen?" in awe.

-Wipes tears from eyes- That was one of the best HoND fanfics I've read in a LONG time. Kudos to you, my friend.

This is so funny!

Poor guys, when the MS were about to attack Frollo I was thinking.'Uh, I don't think a cross would work with them.'

With Phoebus 'Whoa, MS read the book...No wait, they (Mary Sue) don't read classic literature. That can't be good.' (I dislike Book!Phoebus greatly and I don't know much about the movie Phoebus).

HA!
I heart you, Opal!
*hugs*