hahaha!
this story is simply brilliant! well done!
greets from The Netherlands!

"Mon Dieu!" exactly what I imagined wonderful arrogant Lestat to say upon meeting the Cullens. I like the Twilight saga as well but there is NO match for The Vampire Chronicles. =) good job.

Totally epic win.

~Dr. Blood

Ha ha! I love this, so... funny! I think this was my second time reading it though, so you may have 2 reviews from me. Really great though! I wish he would have killed him! sorry, but vampires shouldn't sparkle, I agree he's totally not a vampire!

Lol!
HAH! This made my day!
Oh, Lestat, the bestest vampire ever!
This was amazing!
Louis is infinitely more awesome than Edward.
Loved this!

. . .the only way I could think of to make this more aweschome. . .would be if Lestat ended up fighting with (or even better, killing) Edward.

Haha. I don't like Twilight. And what a great way to prove Twilight vampires aren't real vampires!

Kudos on the story.

I liked this. Though, your grammar is a bit off. Just run it through spell check, or download the new Office, it's great for grammar control. :) Keep it up.

You need to watch your grammar; some of the things you said didn't quite make sense. However, the story itself was hilarious. I quite agree with Lestat; real vampires don't sparkle!

awesome writing. when Lestat found out the sparklers were real I almost fell out of my chair in hysterics. <3 awesome work m'dear!

awesome. I hate twilight so much, and I love how you made bella's line whiney. I still have no idea why twilight is more famous than the vampire chronicles..I guess people nowadays can't be bothered with real literature and rich complex stories.

I loved this. Lestat's reaction to there being a more famous vampire was perfect! I really felt the outrage.lol. And I'm grateful that someone else feels the same way about Twilight-although it is an addictive series the vampires aren't real vampires. They seem to be a different species entirely! Thanks for writing this, it made me smile.=)

great idea here. you should write more of these chapters of different lestat making fun of twilight, just one shots and not a full story. you really captured lestats essence though i think he would have had a bit more fun mocking the sparkley vampires. consider continuing

Two thumbs up!

Lestat vs. Edward. Piffit! No contest! Lestat wins every time!

Hahahaha. I love Twilight too, but i love the Vampire Chronicles WAY better! Lestat could so kick Edwards Sparkly Behind! LOL
good job!

Hahahahaha...

I loved this. Lestat would truely act like a child.
I hate Twilight, sorry I do. So this was awesome.