Wow... If i had been Ron i would have killed him, consequences be damned

ROTFLMAO!

That has to be one of the funniest things that I have read in a long time. The last two paragraphs are the absolute best.

Keep up the excellent work.

And all *my* father was going to do was dig a moat to keep out the potential boyfriends... :)

No jury would convict Ron... It was clearly self-defense! ;)

A couple of your reviewers have already used the word “brilliant”. I’ll just go for “virtuoso” or “inspired”.

Gotta pet the doggie-essential Ron-ness. The rolled up newspaper-essential Kim-ness. Emasculate the BF-essential MrDrP-ness. Gotta love ‘em all-essential fan-ness.

Ron and MrDrP should BOTH know better. They’re not quite cut from the same cloth. But they both have that overgrown boy quality-”let’s do THIS and maybe THAT will happen.” Like the Tweebs. And both are totally, completely, hopelessly, fiercely devoted to their little spitfire redhead.

Cute story... And not a word about Nair!

Ha, I love it.

Truly evil. And funny as hell.

Oh, this is hilarious! The idea of Ron as a werwolf being terrified of a rolled-up NYT was fun, but James Possible's attempt to have Ron-as-a-wolf neutered, and getting bitten for it, was icing on the cake. I wonder, did Ron-as-a-wolf bite James in the obvious (in a Disney cartoon, anyway) spot? That is, the buttocks?

The business of Kim spanking Ron-as-a-wolf with the NYT reminded me of something that appeared in "Mad" magazine years ago. They did a series of comic strips showing the German side of "Snoopy vs. The Red Baron," with The Red Baron and the other Germans all looking much like Charles Schultz characters. Anyway, in one of the strips The Red Baron boasts that he has a new weapon that will make "The American Beagle" cringe in terror. That's right, it's a rolled up newspaper!

Anyway, this story of yours is really funny. Thanks for writing it.

LTAOZFAN

"Them's my views, amen, so be it."

"Treasure Island,"

by R. L. Stevenson

Of course it hasn't happen to them. Only Kim and Ron live this kind of weirdness. Frankly, James deserved it.

Wrong but right, it's another funny triumph. Good work! Seems you're on a roll.

Cyborged Yak...Are you a Llamasoft fan?

LOL! Oh lord, Charles. This was great! Awesome, hilarious stuff here. :D

Man that is messed up I think it was justifiable though. I mean come on your talking about a self aware animal. I think any animal that knew his 'boys' were in danger of leaving the building would do the same. Great story.

Hilarious...just wish you would flesh it out into a longer epic though instead of a one shot as it is an interesting story premise... Still it and your last story were great

Mr.Dr.P. got what he deserved. Too bad Ron didn’t bite him harder. Boy is he going to have a lot of explaining to do to a furious Kim. (Snicker) neutered, that is just too much. Temptation city for a father of a beautiful girl like that!

Mr.Dr.P is so in the doghouse tonight.

Kim hit Ron with the Sunday NYT...and he LIVED?

Well, It's certainly cheaper than a deep space probe.

Very funny, great job.