umm you said Julian instead of Howard at the beginning and I am quite surprised admonished is a word

Lol, when I first read scissors I was all ok I know where this is going Vince is going to be afraid that Howard is going to kill himself...Then WHAM 'Cut my tag!'

I really did fall out of my chair in shock. My cats laughted at me and my back is mad at me...so yeah out of everything you did a pretty good job.