Not as funny as the last one but meh, what can you do? I'm really looking forward to the next chapter.

LOL I love this, tears in my eyes from laughing!

Thank you, I loved reading this. LOL I can't tell you how many times I ranted about sparkly vampires.

You might wonder why I'm reading the Twilight fanfictions then, and I'll tell you . It's because my sister is obsessed with it and my mother threatened to cut my internet if I made her cry from my twilight bashing anymore so I have decided to build a tollerance to it. The only thing this has achieved so far is a more intense hatred for Edward and Bella... and Alice. Though I now love Jasper and Rosalie in that order. The others are slightly more tollerable. Of course I think they're all whiny because they can't stand the thought of drinking from humans (except Jasper who has an actual reason, who would want to feel the emotions of their prey?).

So sorry if you thought you were going to get a flame from a twilight fanatic, but I thought you might enjoy another addition to the I Hate Bella Club. Once again, thank you for writing this I enjoyed it.

Heck yes! Jacob owns! (He`s the only reason I`m going to see New Moon... too bad he turns into such an ass in the fourth book. (My friends are obsessed with Twilight, so I tend to learn things like this.))

OMC! i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu JuSt DiSsEd TwIlIgHt!

... Hehe. Thanks for doing so. PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW HOW OVERRATED IT IS!

Kore wa...

Ano sa...


SUGOI DANNA!


THIS IS SO COOL!

FINALLY!

I'm not the only person who thinks that Twilight SUCKS!!

OMG!

Have you ever read Japanese graphic novels? There's a lot over there with cute vampires that are WAY better than stupid Twilight. Like Chibi Vampire (or Karin Karin) or even Vampire Knight, or Vampire Kisses, or the Vampire Game, there's just too many for me to list them all for you. You can check at Manga Fox dot com and see for yourself...

Of course, a lot of manga tend to crossover genres so you'll probably find some vampires in a book about universe jumpers like in the Tsubasa Chronicles or even in xHolic so don't just stop there.

Enjoy!

And keep up the Twi-hater revolution!

That was a really funny chapter. The last one too. I loved the part where you were just making up random weird names. Hilarious.

zomg. O.O
I feel the exact same way.
I HATE TWILIGHT WITH A BURNING, FIERY PASSION!!
I mean, how much more fake can you get?!?!?!
And there are absolutely no morals to the story.
Basically it's about an insane, 100 year old, sparkly, abusive, pedophile that falls for a stupid mary sue that cant walk across a flat surface to save her life. It's HORRIBLE!
A lot of people say I hate it cuz I've never read the books, well I have. All four. And Edward still wants Bella even though she practically cheated on him with Jacob. -sigh- Sorry for the rant, but you know, it's sort of a reflex now if anyone starts to talk about that piece of crap that was an EPIC FAIL!! And this is a really long review.

Oh, and I also LOVE Doctor Who. Like, THE awesomest show ever. And I mean EVER. EVER! I agree, Captain Jack is awesome. Epicly awesome. Is that a word? I dunno.I hope it is. XD

I also like Narnia, though a little less than other things.

Oh and I am the biggest Potter fan ever! I love it more than anything. Have you seen A Very Potter Musical on Youtube yet? It's great. I LUVS IT!! Well, I'm gonna stop now cuz this is way too long. And you probably think I'm really freaky, weird. he he.

Oh I really do love you x.x Anti-Twilight is so fun - you could go on and on about all the bad things about the books; lack of plot, poor characters, utter twat-ness

Woohoo, go Jacob! I think him, Jasper, and Charlie were probably the only interesting and/or believable characters in the entire Twilight series. I don't usually like self-inserts, but this surprisingly enjoyable. Would I sound like an annoying fangirl if I said, "Update soon"? :D


-Ramen

"Shiny. I’d always been attracted to shiny things. I tell my friends that I’m part squirrel."

I have the same thing. Except me and my friends call it seagull-syndrome. :)

"Jessicripple." Nice play on my name. :D If I ever end up in a cast, I'll have to remember that one.

I thought it was funny, but I think you have to work a bit more on transitioning well with your narrations. It was a bit hard to follow where your character was sometimes, because your thoughts were so fragmented. I think maybe if you insert a bit more description and make it a little less choppy, that might help. I figured that the choppiness might be part of your style, but maybe try to ease up on it a little so that it doesn't damage the integrity of the story.

Really enjoying it thus far, though. :)

-Ramen

Lmao! XD

I'm sorry if this sounds creepy, but I love your for this. I was having such a shit-tacular day, and then I stumbled upon this. :) I laughed out loud so many times.

"VAMPIRES DO NOT FREAKING SPARKLE!"
Yes, I could not agree more with that sentiment. Keep writing.

-Ramen

shinny things are AWESOME
and if i got stuck in a twilight world i would so bitch slap bella
i mean god NIEVE much
and yeah can't spell
got to give you credit my fine feathered feline friend
at the moment trash talking twilight is most likly to end up with a bunch of 12 year olds betting the crap out of you
and i agree jasper is the only good character, and he don't tend ta talk much
but you say the books are bad, NOTHING compared to the film
bella was worse she just droned on and on ect and no stupid falling over
and that was the only good thing in the book
i know why would a twi hater be on twilight fanfic well the piss takes are good
and yes cap. jack h does beet cap. jack s without even trying
and docter who ROCKS !

your humble reader
Pixie .x

This isn't even a story. This is a stupid rant. IT'S ALL FICTION! Edward is cedric. But I do agree that BELLATRIX LESTRANGE SHOULD AND DESERVED TO DIE! How is this bella x jasper?

Lol, I read this last night, it's just awesome XD

Can't wait to read more!