It's a cute story. I love the idea of B/A playing with languages. Two notes*You might look at your punctuation choices again. You seem to use ellipses (...) when commas or just a period would be called for. The ellipses can be distracting for a reader.*Did you use an online translator for the dirty phrases? (Great phrases, btw, lots of fun!) If you did, beware: those things really don't work. For instance, your Italian phrase has "maggio", which is May the month, not may (as in asking permission). Just a heads-up.

Fun idea! -ab

Oh. This is interesting. It's cute. I can see them walking and talking like this. Though, I'm still not clear on why he doesn't like the park anymore. All and all, a great job.)

Ha, this one had me LMHO. The goldfish comment almost cracked me, the big *peep* finally managed. I laughed the whole read after that. The German comment about the, um, oral exam made me cringe. (My old German heart can't take it anymore.) I'm just trying to imagine them "playing mafia". Hm, I don't think it was too much suffering for Bobby when Eames tried out what she had threatened him about when showing off with her polyglottism.*gulps* Great little story, a great laugh! Thank you. :D

Yeah, yeah! Love it, damn!“In Portuguese I can say … Let me suck your cum til your eye balls pop out. … Deixe-me chupar seu cum til seus olhos pop out.
Portuguese, yes! But let me help you: You can put "Deixe-me chupar seu gozo até seus olhos pularem", it sounds better.

But yay! Congratulations, it was a very amusing story!

LOL

Very funny one-shot even if your German was really strange (Im German, I can judge that -But the strange language made it even funnier for me-P
You may use: Wollen sie, dass ich ihnen einen B* job gebe? (Do you want me to give you a b* job) or Soll ich ihnen einen blasen? (Which is like 'May I go down on you Sir?' in german.

Greetings!

That's was sexy and funny! A polyglot, lol I love his expansive lap, yum! And many other detailed anatomical descriptions! Great job!

LMFAO!

Anything I try to repeat here to tell you loved will be censored it will just be a blank review! This piece is like a Borat story of FF! LMAO.

Okay I think I found one quote I can repeat: I had to test the size thirteen theory and go were Eames has never gone before … down on her Partner AWESOME!

One question...WHEN in the world did your mind become this twisted? Was it slow in coming or did you get hit by a bus and lived in a coma for months...only to wake up with this potty mouth sense of humor? I'm imagining this scene
Hubby"Judy! You're awake! Sweetie are you okay?
Judy"There was an old man from Nantucket...
And so it began...

it is sad to think that bobby would think his is a wrongful life, but i can definitely see him feeling that way. he has overcome a lot, but it has left its marks.

Uh-hu Alex was a but drunken, too and tickled Bobby's nape...mhm.

...what kind of cop would I have been?”...“Captain.”...outch!*Ar* where out Bobby cologne...hot, really hot.

Oh my god...what a dirty language...but hot, hot, hot.

Bobby is so mean to the girl in the park and Alex's language knowledges...ei ei ei...“Möchten Sie mir, Ihnen einen Blow Job, Bobby?...this is not a German sentence (the verb is missing)...do you wanna say, Alex gives Bobby a Blow Job or Bobby Alex...it is not really clear...but I like the idea of both variations.

More of these ones...perfect.

As always, love it. Ohh, love the big dick description...because we ALL know he has a big one!

Snyder

oo la la...French, right?

i loved that it was interesting lol

Love it!