EDWARD! YAY! And Mort! YAY! You know this line here:“I don’t ** care what’s in ** style! I am not going to write some ** ** about some stupid little teenager falling in love with some ** vampire!" reminds me of Twilight, did you think of that? It's good but i'm waiting for more... keep it up!

Interesting start.I really want to see where are you taking this.Update soon!:)

Okay this is an awesome idea 4 a story! I LOVE Johnny Depp! Like i have practicaly all his movies! my parents think im crazy!

Although were u dissn' Twilight? cuz i LOVE those to!

Edward Scissorhands/Mort Rainey?
YES...
PLEASE update. PLEASE. You did a great job, writing Mort and Edward.
UUPPDDAATTEE!