LMAO! Brilliant!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Loved: “Mal, get up here!” Wash called over the ship’s intercom.

“In a minute,” he replied. “I’m busy sharing a sexually charged glance with Inara.”

Oh yes. Two of my favourite fandoms in one fic. Can I have an Alternate Universe Portal Ray of Doom now? :P

Well done

I like "The Big Damn Crew". You could probably do something like that with "The Others" from LOST. Locke could probably wear a cowboy hat. I wouldn't want to go out with Locke. He'd probably take me to a country-western bar and make me dance in those terrible, pointy-toed boots. If I went out with Richard, however, maybe he'd take me to the opera. Sorry, Phoenix...I'm babbling...

Crazy. Good. Grin. :)