Dude, I love the sadness and irony! Kinda makes me wish I would have been able to just pull Flea outta that mess...

The only bit that I've wondered about, however, was that I thought Flea was a transsexual, not a transvestite. Ah, well. Still written beautifully.

Hi Yoko!

Pretty good story, I don't think I've seen anyone think of Flea like this. It's nice to see a real reason for the cross dressing.

The only problem: You wrote "and" instead of "an" in the second line from the bottom. I don't know whether or not typos count against you in the contest, but it doesn't hurt to be careful.

Good luck!