lol

funny

You should do a part two. It'd be funny to see some of the things they'd complain about. And I could stop laughing when I saw how much the Captain was drinking. I kept going "Chug! Chug!Chug!" in my head. I loved this story so much.

X3 your writing is unique and I like it don't stop and don't sell yourself short either you got some points that a lot of people don't have when it comes to writing these things and I love that about ppl they have such unique things that can set them apart and has me come along one day and read then like a lot so...consider youself locked into my log now your trapped in it *^^*

Hey i think you should do a part 2 to this. It would be funny for Intager and the Major to continue. And after that mabie a Seras vs. Schrodinger. lolz! they could complaine about their masters/caretakers, or try to out do each other saying stuff about how cool their masters/caretakers are. That would be so cool!

-Thanks For Reading-

~Sadistic ~ Bitch~

This was so cute XDD I don't usually see Alucard being a big drinker (HA HA. Okay, not so funny). But this was adorable. Heh.

HA!! This was adorable! I love Hans breaking out his little notepad while he guzzles bottle after bottle of liquor. The simultaneous "Kids, huh?" was great, too. I feel equally sorry for both of them, though if I had to choose ONE as the most pathetic in this case, I'd have to go with Hans. At least he didn't create his problem for himself. Alucard went and made Seras a personal issue for himself.
Loved it!

okay i feel pain from the floor:)) i should have seen the ending i laughed for a minute or so nice story thanks for making me laugh that hard:)

lol poor guys. Gotta feel for them. But can't help but feel for Hans more (Schrodinger).

The Jaws reference made me laugh. Nice job, man! ^^

I KNEW Schrodinger would be a pain in the ass to take care of... On the plus side, at least you can shoot 'im in the head several million times when you get pissed off. :D

Pure hilarity! Thanks a lot.

Hahaha, Good Job! This Was Hilarous!

haha! Schrodinger...yeah, I can see that happening. :D

HAHAHA. Is somebody a sadist? XD

Ho ho ho ho ho! I have to admit, despite the repetitive nature of a certain portion of this fic, I had to laugh, especially when Integra and the Major repeated the cycle. Damn it sucks to be Alucard or The Captain. Yikes, especially the Captain. I personally think that Schroedinger is a much bigger handful than Seras. At least Seras doesn't go out of her way to make Alucard's life a living hell.

Also, Schro, I'm pretty sure a shark can't fit through a showerhead. :P

I never expected Seras to be as naive as Alucard described though.:P