This. This was hilarious. My favorite lines:

"YOU kissed ME!" Luke protested. "Every single time, too!"

also...

Looking over Han's shoulder, Chewie commented, *She spelled her own name right. I'm really impressed.*

I read this for a Han Solo story but got a Chewbacca-being-awesome story instead. I don't think he's ever been portrayed with such a funny angle.

Fun, funny, and very well written. Thanks so much for contributing this.

Nick

Hoddy Toddy should been chopped in half by Vader, even if he is dead. Otherwise, it was perfect!

Haha, what in the world? It's incredibly random, and I love it! Great job!

AW.

-wipes away tears of joy from face-

So cute! Han and Leia sitting in a tree...

I love your relentless bashing of COPL ;) And I love the humor you use to do it! I loved the conversations between Luke and Leia in the beginning (especially the alluding to their kisses"

“YOU kissed ME!” Luke protested. “Every single time, too!” - So true!

And this line: “You are my sister, after all. I’m not supposed to be noticing your bazookas or your assets.”

And then Han and Chewie's discussion: *Do you love Charliemange Tootie?* -Hah! LOL!

I could totally picture their Vegas-style wedding, Han reluctantly marrying a trashy stripper - Hotty Toddy? Hilarious.

And thanks for bringing them back together again in the end. That always makes it better :)

A great story. Very funny.

*Can't stop laughing*

I have one thing to say about Leia: She her father's daughter!

The Force was with them as well as the police force! ;)

Loved how Luke got rid of Charlevoix! :D

Ha ha he he..

This is a nice lighthearted piece. Each and every character stayed true to self.

I just adore your stories! Actually Charlevoix sounds like a good match for Isoldork... hm! At least she can spell her name. I'm really glad at least Chewie had some sense, and Leia came to her senses. Telling someone "have a nice life" isn't exactly something to keep them around.

Let's see here... Hannie, Alvin (I could just picture that, and it was just over the edge), Hotty Toddy herself, icch! I'm glad Chewie stopped Han from saying "I do" at the wrong part, and Leia came in before he ruined his life.

Nice uses of the Jedi mind trick on Luke's part!

Best of all, a wonderful Han/Leia kiss at the end. What I always like! Well done!