DIE TELEMARKETERS! DIE!

Nice! Too bad Zim didn't just slaughter all of the telemarketers. That would have been more beneficial to mankind, and to himself. Oh well.

HEY! Great Fic. Really Funny. I enjoyed it. Continue writting funny fics kay.

Awww, it's over already? Man. This was one helluvva funny fic! Oh, well, I suppose there's always the chain mail one. That's funny, too. I look forward to more ficking in the near future from you, K'Rin! **JESS**

I feel their pain...I just got my own phone line and I'm already getting telemarketers...

Don't feel bad...I didn't get a shirt either! ;;;; Wonderful story!

Heh...how true...

Aww, don't feel bad. They don't even SELL Invader Zim t-shirts where I live yet. *sniff* I am a deprived thingy. Anyway... wow, you used some of my ideas! I feel all special now! Aww... and the whole thing about the concrete walls made me explode my spleen with stupid laughter. Great job! This is SO going on my favourites list... Continue, please! **JESS**

hey, this is really funny! _ um, free steak knive sets go well with ANY offer. And then, of course, there are always Musclebob Buffpants Training Schedules, Instant Creepy Chihuahua-in-a-can, New and Improved Acne Blast, and you can't ever go wrong with Poop Cola merchandise! Juhn Keep Products, Slimeco and Le Grosse Derierre Poofy French Stuff are a couple of companys I can think if. That is, if you don't want REAL products. If you do, then I'd suggest Tae-Bo, Gabriel Gate Select Non-stick Frypans or Abrocker... with a FREE set of steak knives! _ hope this helps! **JESS**

you're one of the few author's i've seen who've beautifully depicted Gir's personallity. he's frickin' WHACKED. most people don't make him crazy enough.. they make him to.. logical.. or something.. when really, he's a dysfunctional little heap of scrap metal. lol. anyways, i really, really like this fic. it's very well-written; i could imagine it being an actual episode.

ACME Always works...

Spumco sounds funny...

Hs-art Inc.! (try and figure that one out)

Prac Inc.! (Same as above)

Like the story...and the telemarketers must face horrible DOOMED fates...even if you are on their no call list, they call! ARG!

Yaa! Morew! Um... Quick Moose Money (EVer wanted loose change but only had dollars? We'll take those BORING 1-100 $ bills off your hand and give you the SHINY! pennies! And we'll do this exchange for ONLY 999999999999999.99. etc..) and... stoium Inc. (Don't you love those little peanut styrofoam things that things are packed in? Well now you can get them! WIThout haveing to order something that you wont use! Yes! We'll send you Styrofoam and NEW! Now we take bank accounts and land AND hunter-destroyer machines for payments! *hint) k...that be it...TYPe! OBEY THE MONKEY! MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOOSE MOOSE!

Oo, I like it! Ya! Do more! Moonwalk..kewl..

Oooh! I know an annoying telemarketer-thingy! ALL THE TIME I get all these ads of how I can win lots 'o money if I buy their product, and they're all SCAMS! And I REALLY hate the ones where you only THINK you're getting a good deal, like "Twenty CDs for the price of one!" and, rest assured, there is ALWAYS a catch! I know, cuz my dad works in advertising, and he has to deal with stuff like this all the time. Good luck with your story!

Oooooh, ooooooooooooooooooooh! I've got one, Rocks N' Stuff! And they sell ROCKS! :::giggles madly::: I knoooooooooow, I know, tis is stupid...