There are only few stories about Merchant character, so I am very happy to find a very good one like this.

I often make a fast turn when I see a snake in a crate...bad reflex...

HAHAHAHAHAH!
"CUPCAKES."
I see Nemesis has now developed a craving for sweet pastries...and a new word.
Wow, the Merchant being immune to the Las Plagas part because of what happened in Raccoon City was genius, and explains so much!
Please update soon! And when is he going to tell us about 'the one who got the discount'?

The story of how he and Pickwick got together is actually kind of sweet.

LOL at:
'Save the plagas, kill a monk' What a great slogan.
'like a Ninja Turtle'
monk from the ghetto

Nice to see an update for this story. Here's my question for Mr. Merchant: What's the stupidest thing you've ever seen Leon do? Or anyone, I suppose, it doesn't have to be Leon (he just seems likeliest to do something stupid).

Okay, I was forced to review on another chapter I HAVEN'T reviewed on yet...damn this reject code...
I'll take the Chicago Typewriter and the Killer7,along with the infinite rocket launcher and the Striker, if you don't mind. When are you going to update? I've been waiting for quite some time now...=3

LOL, very cute chapter! Love the part about the Broken Butterfly, that's one of my favorite weapons in RE4. I'm still baffled as to who "the One Who Got the Discount" may be. I'm going to predict Claire for now since she is human and has brown hair. XD

HEY! Where's my stuff? I was about to pay for that!
Nevermind, then. Go and ignore your only customer, Mr.Merchant!
Hmph. I only wanted a shotgun...

-Anyway, nice chapter! Keep on updating!-

It's good. A little baffling in presentation, and I wouldn't mind a weighing-on on whether the Merchant is Luis' grandfather (I vote yes, ties up both characters nicely), but I'm a fan. *Buys Killer7*

I'll take a semi-auto rifle... love the rifle! I'd do the whole game with just a rifle and shotgun except that all you ever seem to find is handgun ammo. Favorite color=blue, hm, I never would have guessed. Haha. Actually, I might have guessed purple. I forget if you already mentioned this, but if not, I have a question for Mr. Merchant: how do you get the flames to be blue? And why a purple scarf? Maybe this will help you get ideas for your next chapter.

Hahahaha! LOL, this chapter was hilarious, the whole 'call-me-chief' thing and sawing poor Marky-Mark's toe off. Poor Mark...
Fantastic chapter as usual. LOVE IT!
I've got a request for Mr.Merchant:
I wanna buy a Shotgun SA wit 160 ammunition, an automatic pistol with 1500 bullets and a bazooka that launches rockets, grenades,bombs and cat food. Is that alright? And don't say I don't have enough cash, cuz I've got plenty of money!
-KIra131

Okay, that was way crazy XD I had my eww moment for a second but the whole Mendez foot fetish made me crack up. If... I bring some pestas next time can you tell us just who the woman is? lol.

The "Thriller" and Michael Jackson references were great. I will never look at Mendez again without thinking of John Turturro's character in the "Mr. Deeds" remake with Adam Sandler. Indeed, Dr. Salvador is NOT a good doctor, lol.

Hahaha, good fic!! xD I laughed a lot with the tampons thing XD All the cahpters are awesome!! Well, Spanish is my firt language (I'm from Peru :P lol) So... If you need translate something or write the Ganados lines in spanish I would help you :P Hasta luego!!

"Eh, my nail. It's black."
"Black? Why?" Dr. Salvador asked. "You put on paint?"
"No... It turned black just like that."
"Just like what?"
"Eh, the same way Michael Jackson just turned white?"

*fall off stool laughing*

Dr Salvador scares the shit outta me, despite my current obsession with another chainsaw weilding maniac. Whenevr I see Mendez I'll think of foot fetishists now 0.0 Ew

LOL Salvador's business card is pretty funny, and the Michael Jackson reference. So the merchant is missing a toe hmm? We are sure learning some interesting facts about him (and Pickwick). I wonder whether Pickwick, now that he's named, has any thoughts of his own or interaction with his host.

This is hilarious!
When I was reading this, I started to laugh my ass off. My sister thought that I was crazy because I was reading this on my phone, but when she read this, she couldn't stop laughing!
Anyway, do update soon, I hope to read more about Merchant Marky-Mark and his stories. ^_^
By the way, who is the lady he has the hots for? I'm sure it's not Ada. Definitely not Ashley. Or the Ganado lady, for that matter.
WHO IS SHE?