lol, your very witty comment encouraged me to review ;)
I love it. I love it, love it, love it. The story, not the comment.
I scratch Wolverine off my movie list for this year then. I still need to see Star Trek and Inglorious Bastards.
Poor Vergil. He really lost it, didn't he? X)
Dragonball and Transformers should hook up and play ping-pong with all the balls they've got bouncing around. Will be checking out your other work tomorrow sometime, I really loved how you wrote this.

Lol, you had me at 'possibly spooning each other'. *FAVES*

ha ha, drivel...is that even a word?
I love Vergil's dry sense of humour. I'm in complete agreement, though. Street fighter SUCKED.

And Vergil giving it two stabs out of five.I love the body language you incorporated into this! Dante - a pro-movie pirate. HA HA HA! XD

I loved it!

Aw, dude this is awesome! I've got around the same opinion of movies that Verge and Dante have...

Muhahaha... Funny enough I haven't seen any of these movies, but that's OK. It still made me laugh my ass off! I do love the intermission when Vergil goes spastic.

The movies I'm currently into seeing are Ponyo, 9, Gamer and even that odd looking Jennifer's Body movie. It reminds me of Ginger Snaps which is one of my all time favorite horror flicks. But I'm not getting my hopes up...lol If er, Vergil or Dante happen to see Gamer do have them Vblog on it. I love me some Gerard Butler...

You mentioned Howl's Moving Castle! I love Miyazaki movies! I also bought the book HMC was based off of and it's even better. I do recommend it. :)

And if I do not get back to your other reviews in time, that idea for Dante cosplaying as Vergil is totally yours if you want it. :D I'd love to see how you'd do that!

Can't wait to see what movies they do next...lol I began writing a story a year back where Lady tries to get Dante to see Twilight with her and it ends up going hilariously...lol

"C'mon. Trish won't go with me." Lady growled as she pulled down Dante's magazine for the third time.

"It's a chick flick. I don't do chick flicks." Dante said blandly as he picked his magazine back up.

"It's got fight scenes."

"It has one," he countered putting up a single finger.

"It's got pretty girls."

"And even prettier men."

"You're one to talk!" Lady snapped.

"This is all natural babe. No need for pasty paint and extra moose to look this good," he mused with a wide grin.

"I'll pay you twenty five dollars to go see it with me."

"Make it a hundred," he bargained as he eyed her over the magazine.

"Fifty."

"One hundred or no deal."

-Snicker-

If you haven't already, you should check out Rifftrax. :D TTFN!

-Shy

Cool chapter like always. I gotta say that when it comes to the Transformers movie, I myself had a laugh at the "under the enemy's balls" joke. Although, my friends and I, too, couldn't help point out the fact that kids were probably watching it. Funny stuff, this story. I can't wait 'til the next chapter. I'm too much of a scaredy-cat to watch The Orphan and The Collector but it'll be sure fun to read the Sparda twins' reaction to both :)

It's always a pleasure & hey u rock too!

Good to hear that this fic is once again updated again,Eric Draven201 and with more movies to review. Goodie.

I tried seeing The Legend Of Chun-li but I turned it off after 5 minutes of utter shock and horror. I´m not the biggest fan of that series. Hell I personally believe that the Street Fighter 4 is the most overrated boring ass game. I can only stand the chicks and some of the guys not named Ryu,Ken,Akuma and Dan and anyone else that uses Shokotan with the exception of Morrigan and somewhat Sakura. At least Resident Evil 5 turned out to be great.

Can´t say that I have seen Dragonball Evolution. Not a fan of that anime and I do easilly agree with Vergil on that. IMO it´s Samurai X.

As for X-men Origins 100 true on the horrible representations of¨Deadpool¨ and ¨Gambit¨
Sad part of it is that Deadpool will get his own movie. Once again;i believe another f-up and assraping of character is in order.

Terminator Salvation decent movie but stil nowehre as good as the 1st 2 though.
Star Trek,Transformers Rise Of The Fallen, and Inglourious Basterds never saw them

Finally as long as Disney doesn´t try to fuck around and change marvel to make it appelling to kids then it´s all good. What people need to realizse is that Disney owns quite a bit of movie companies that DO make R rated movies such as kIll Bill.

Sorry for the long rant. I enjoyed this chapter and reading about Vergil flipping out. Do have Dante tell him abotu the news. I want to hear how he reacts.

hahahahahahahaha i totaly agree!
i dont know what people where talkign about what was so great about the transformers 2 it was too much action no storyline and true about the reality counter parts of the real gov officials

people where complaining about quention tarantinos inglorious basterds and i though it was a great movie despite all the random stuff thye really somehow melded the sadistic crazy ness with the romantic ness in th end
and talk about a random ending!! that was awesome!
star trek yeah i love the grafics!!
if it wasnt for the grafics i wouldn't even think about watching it!!

and vergil!!
you need to get your ass in gear and get yourself into the DMC5!! you only got one game and you were almsot not playable!
lady!! you too!!
and DANTE!
if i could get my hands on you!! i would give you a real ass kicking!! you where not even playable for at least half the game!

I weep for Marvel: it's cool factor is now officially destroyed. I don't think anyone wants Mickey Mouse in charge of Wolverine, or Xavier, or Cyclops, or Magneto, or anybody else from Marvel. Oh the humanity! Anyway, if you want to see a hilarious review of X-men Origins, watch "Deadpool and Gambit Watch X-Men Origins" on Youtube. YOU WILL LAUGH!
You should review the GI Joe movie next! I liked this update greatly, not to mention its good to see you posting more frequently now. I can't wait for more.

Hehe "Id rip it in half and piss all over it" XD
Now that was funny...
I really liked how you were able to do something like this while still keekping Dante and Vergil in character...that impressed me. Also, there was some good humor in their.
I give it 5/5
^_^

X

HAHAHAHAHA
Your great at this
SO funny it was hilarious
well done
Loved it
Awesome
Thanks for posting this
Update? Keep it coming Please?

Movie commentary from this duo is amusing! Keep it up!

“Fine, I give it a one out of five. Although, I’d like to rip it in half and piss all over it; because that is what it deserves.”

LMAO!! Ok, that pretty much sums up my rating of it as well. As Shy mentioned in their review, I am a HUGE SF fan, so it really burned deep in the pit of my fandomness to see that poo.

Yeah, basically what D and V say about it, is... well... true. I was so friggin' disappointed. I kinda had a feeling that the movie was either gonna be sucktacular or just mediocre, and sadly it sucked pretty hard.

Anyhoo... loved the lil one shot. You may actually want to consider doing these as a kind of 'Dante and Vergil on...' any topic really. There is just something really funny about hearing those two talk about 'everyday' stuff. I dunno.

Very funny! I'd like to see more. Ooh, maybe they could review the new SF4 game?

Keep it comin' :D

-N.

Haha. Dante and Verg are such hardcore critics. xD I love Vergil rating. *Plays with little spectral swords :3* If a DMC movie ever comes out... I'm scared just thinking about it. xD;

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am so forwarding this on to DevilWriterN...lol I have not, and am not going to see this movie but have been hearing about it from her as she's a huge Street Fighter fan. And basically she agrees with you according to the review she gave me over the phone! lol

Very funny, and I love Vergil mumbling at the beginning...lmao And of course him censoring himself on how he would really like to describe the movie! :D

-Shy