I don't know what people are saying but this is actually funny. You are evil in yourself for writing it.

poor kimmie she's gonna be in the bathroom for a long time :)

this is twisted and great! really twisted and realy great!

Hmm, this was...well, my imagination went places it wasn't meant to tread. Thanks. ;)

:( garbage.

OMG! I nearly wet myself laughing!

Absolutely NO doubt. She IS evil! LOL

"Eat 36 ounces worth of dehydrated prunes? I can do that! I can do anything!"

"KP, it sounds-"

"Not now, Ron."

Bonnie's an odd choice, and Shego is definitely evil. Unspeakable.

Nicely done. A curious work.

Is this supposed to be funny? Completely devoid of any real humour, and trust me, I've looked into actual toilet bowls whose contents were much funnier than the excrement in this story. Go back to school, learn to write, ease off the knock-knock jokes and try again.

Sick and wrong! But it did elicit a giggle. And what is Ron thinking? Of all the people to call for a favor he called Bonnie!!

thanks for the great read,

Aedan

Sounds like a run-in with cascara sagrada lol

You're an awful person. A genius writer, but an awful person. Not for putting Kim in that position, mind you, but for putting that image into the minds of innocent readers as well. I shall curse the day I ever clicked on this link. And maybe I'll snicker a little, but I won't enjoy it!

Now thats just what i needed today. Short, funny and perfectly evil.

And so true. Its a wonder how many people are truly afraid of a smile.

Thanks.

I'm writing a story portraying Kim as an Undead. I was expecting something along those lines

You, sir, are perverse

After much horrified pondering I can only say: Re: Screaming Phoenix...wrongsick, truly truly wrongsick
Spectre
ROFL