LOL. This is genius! Absolutely hilarious! If you post a third one, you should include jokes about how Dante looks like Santa with his clothes and hair and how his handguns are named after the song "Ebony and Ivory" by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney. Just suggestions though!

I like this series.

loved it

*falls of chair laughing* classic
LOL so funny
I love these Dante vs leon stories.
I kinda have to disagree with the Sheva thing, as I'd rather have Ashley staying out of the way and getting kidnaped where I don't have to worry about her rather than Sheva running in front of me all the time and getting killed. But that's just me.
LOL. I feel scared for Nero and chris, poor guys better go into cognito now. But it's nice their getting along now.
Either way, brilliant! I'd love to see an other one of these.
Hao is hot

yes that sign was in front of bobbys cellar, of course he meant after going in and buying a drink. Funny, you raised some good points.good job

'Porn, porn and more porn.' Bahahahaha! Typical Dante...lol I love it.

Dude, these two are hilarious! Is there a prequel to this somewhere? lol Gotta read that one too!

I love how Dante references how bored Leon looked in the CG movie...lol That's what I thought while watching it. I also love how in the end Dante comes out triumphant...lol

'You got daddy issues'... LMAO! Hitting the nail on the head there Leon. :D

'A male Paris Hilton'?! O_o FOMCROTFLMAO! ...that's hot. ^_^

Bravo! I am thoroughly contented now and I want to write...lol Thanks for the inspiration. :D

-Shy

Unfortunately for me,I haven't read the DMC novel but I heard about it so I wouldn't know. Hmm what can you do to make it better? Very good question. Not to be too demanding or anything how about if say like a few maybe like 2 more characters somehow hacked into their private chat and assisted whatever game they came from. For example Ada Wong coming to "her man's" aid. Although it is too far fetched I sudder to think houw would Jester/arkham would speak onjline. Probably in his own jibberish.

As for this one,I loved the various comeback each there at one another such as the reference to Leon's new threads he gets in the Ps2 version of RE4,the Bayonetta gag although it isn't being done by Capcom:Plat. Games and my favoriate about Leon's lady issues. Ada,Claire,Angela,Hunningan,Ashely. Who's next Jill?

"RaccoonResident89: At least I make money from risking my life, all you earn are bills and more yoai fics. I wonder which are you this week, seme or uke?"

What is seme or uke mean and what is Leon refering to by that? BTw it's so true about Dante getting more yaoi fics than straight. But at least it isn't as bad as Solid Snake who can't seem to be invovlued in a straight fanfic with a woman not named Meryl who is now married.
However there are at ;east some writers in this section who don't put Dante into yoai fics.
Too bad Snake can't seem to be given any slack.

Sorry abotu my ranting but I would love for you toplease do make some dissing fics such as this one and the Devil Critics. Great stuff as usual. Peace.

Eric...you are a fucking comic genius!!
Damn you're good! Bring truth to the fact that Kyrie needs to get laid (too damn sweet for my teeth) and where the fuck can I see Dante's hair in flames?! The Zelda bit was really good... and it's the truth which kinda hurts! And unlike the infamous red lobster, I get the Japanese comment Leon laid out.
Hey, did you see the headlines for Bayoneta... says she's Sarah Palin's deranged twin sister! I personally think she looks like a wacked out secretary... but I digress!
Can't wait for the next piece of work, man!

That's funny.. Yesterday I stayed up till late, for odd reason downloading all kinds of stuff with Leon. Artworks, music videos.. (I know it's a bit late for being THAT crazy but.. I couldn't help myself) ..It happens.^^

And the next morning I saw this O_O Aww, you've just intensified my disorder. These guys are adorable.

(You know, my cousin was named Leon..for our grandfather ^_^) So many Leons... it affects me badly.

The first story had amused me much, but this time I dropped my jaw a lot more often)) You used all the possible weapons on them. I can easily imagine this banter happening in real life. Very well done, guys! -thumbs up-

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i hated it that they stopped the manga! why?!?!?!? it was awesome art style too!

Wow it's just as good toned down. We couldn't cut loose but hey at least we're heading to Africa.

Cool oneshot! Funny how they duke it out verbally with each other over the internet then suddenly become "allies". Judging by the last paragraph, they've both got something planned? I hope you make another sequel to this one 'cause it's really enjoyable to read!