Wow! That was a ridiculously long chapter, in a good way! It was really good and I couldn't stop laughing when Alucard wsa acting crazy. Wonder what's going to happen next, but I'm sure it will be good.

Great! Wonderful!

"I'm-Oh Jesus! I'm Fucking blind!" that was great...I read it three times. so like alucard to want that sort of thing for it would be the major's worst nightmare.

First:

WOOHOO! The Bunah made a move and stole the idol (pretty pretty shiny shiny? lul) AND knocked some fingers off Eddikins. Am I the only one excited for the bunny?

Ok now to my personal thoughts that aren’t 'that' random. I loved it! I got a lot of laughs out of this chapter. But some parts with Alucard did seem a tad OOC. I know he has a child like brain (thank you Van Helsing so comparing him to a child XD I think childhood trauma does that to you), but childish actions are a bit over the top even for him. Pestering people to the point of rage, yes; strange and uncharacteristic antics to slow them down, not so much. I did have to facepalm at the screaming like a girl bit again, funny for the boat scene, but not so much with being attacked by the very thing you turned. Though, I was amused when Alu got jumped for finally making Jasper snap. Just my simple input there with that bit of grievance. I'm absolutely filled with joy having to read this instead of typing a stupid 5 pg paper for class Tuesday... that I really should work on along with a project that is also due Wednesday XD (god I'm so lazy)

So I say it was a good job, thoroughly entertained by it. I love the progression and the dark themes coming in once in a while. Remember to try and keep each of them as close to character (I know you’re doing your best to keep both rabid parties happy and I thank you for it… well mainly towards the Hellsing group… I haven’t seen angry complaints from the twatli- I mean Twilight fandom. I guess they don’t like the dominance so far… well they still have Edward… though I still want to get rid of him, as it pains me to sacrifice the Police Girl… it really hurts me to do or even think of getting rid of her.)

Oh and another thing to say before I forget, LOVED the seduced and pickpocket plan. XD

I hope this posts stupid interwebs

My dear Lion, this is the best chapter you've ever written and I assure you, it has very little to do with me. You've showcased some of your finest writing in this chapter. The spark is back and it burns brighter than before.

So many good charater interactions went on in this story. I'll start with Integra and Walter. That was fantastic, it perfectly captured the feel of the relationship in the OVA and manga while still adding some new and tasty ingredient to a familiar stew. That moment where Integra recites the lesson that Walter taught here was really great. It all alludes to the manga and Walter's betrayal. :) So great.

Edward and Seras were also great. Those two actually felt like a real brother and sister couple. They rib and try to outdo one another but it's all good fun. That moment where Edward is watching out for Seras is really great. "Edward Cullen is the kind of guy who could really take care of a girl…if that’s what a girl wanted. And right now, that’s exactly what Seras Victoria wants." I've never heard a more true or more interesting summary of Edward. I guess for Bella, who's taken care of Renee and Charlie her whole life, a guy like Edward would be a godsend. But for now, he and Seras work like a charm.

Integra and Walter are a really great couple also. Their part emphasizes the role of brains over brawn. And nice incorporating all the vairous clues and little facts and stuff. It's all perfectly believeable yet entertaining also.

And I'd also like to say that I greatly enjoyed the modificatons you made to my work. I think that you really improved it. But I liked how you kept the same that line Alucard uses when he gets Attacked. That was a little favorite of mine. Oh Jesus and all that.

It's been good. I'll talk later.

Ta

Master of the Boot

Well, unfortunately I made it to the end. But I will happily be able to take part in the voting now, so that's an obvious plus.

I really hate the major, btw. I'd like to slice his Nazi throat...so maybe we can have something special for him at the end? Please? I'll beg for it if I have to...

And, so you know, my hope is on Alucard. I hope he saves the day! Can't wait for more...

I'm really enjoying this little story. I wonder who's going to make it, and what the Hale is the major's problem anyway. Little German bastard...

Anywho, I wanted Edward to kiss Integra, but I like the it was Alucard, too. Edward would have been more fun to terrorize over the infidelity. But, its all good.

I wonder who's the next to go. I vote Alice because she's nearly paralyzed anyway...

plz plz plz keep writing plz

I like to hear Alucard squeal, though perhaps under different cir circumstances. Not sure what to think, or who should be voted off next. I'm thinking Integra, only because Alucard could go a little wild without her interference. I'd really like to see more of the dark and dreamy nosferatu...

Wanted to let you know I'm cruising through this one. i really like the blend here. Enjoying it too much for breaks, but that last scene was completely ridiculous...;)

Hi there!

I don't know what to say except that you is very good at writing as usual...

Have a nice day!

MyHeartIsBlack

*tears well up* pfftt Ahahahahahahahaha! Way to go Alucard! Ya nailed him good.

O-O *bows at your feet* thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou THANK YOU! For saying the Twilight "werewolves" are really shapeshifters, for that’s what they are. TTTT I love you even more!

OMG Crunchatize me Captain! He's ganna be ONE silent judge. On the account he never talks and is as I see now the only Real Werewolf there. XD And Schro! I was wondering where that misfit was! I luff him. That silly cat boy.

... NO *falls to the floor balling* IT still couldn't be kick out! Why! Ug! *headdesk then flails hysterically*

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I feel better now.

and at least Walter is still around.

I've gatta say irony to the fling of the boat, I've always had that in mind when I him do that. XD With Rose too.

YAY! More chapters in which it makes me happy. xD

Can't wait for more! You had me cracking up (and on the brink of a melt down) and lul to the 'slight' gay reference with the THING mounting Jasper. XD

“Dude,” Jasper says to his brother.

“Yes,” Edward answers compassionately.

“Could ya get off me now?”

That was a beautiful way of ending the chapter. *wipes a tear away*

Well I did vote for Alice, but mostly becasue of the fact that she was injured and I was thinking of Edward but it was Alice's injuries that made me vote for her. The chapter may have been short but it was good. Keep of the good work

Well, I'm glad that you consulted me and I'm glad that you chose to stop the story where you did. I thought that was a very wise choice.

Sweet? Normally but not today I think. This thing had a kind of anti-Twilight vibe that I'm sure that the Hellsing fans will love but it just didn't sit right with me. I enjoyed that you were keeping the Major's motives shrouded but I felt a little like you the author weren't taking them seriously. I mean, if Alice could see the Major ahead of time then they could tell Hellsing ahead of time and ruin all of the Major's plans. Seeing the future is no small thing, even when you sparkle.

I rather enjoyed that part about re-enacting the titanic. That was really funny.

Another great feature of this story was your description of the Captain. I rather enjoyed how you portayed him. Delightfully humorous. I believe that the symbol on his hat is called the totenkompf or deathshead symbol. Skull and crossbones is what Jack sparrow flies under.

One other negative thing I feel I need to point out. I think that Alucard's antics are growing a bit stale. As a character he's really been quite repetetive. It was fun seeing him tear apart the camera but seeing him comit these acts of petty violence over and over again just gets dull after a while. I got no laughs from him knocking out Probst. You need to vary things, you keep getting into a habit of becoming complacent with Alucard.

The thing to remember wit him is that it's never enough. He's always striving to commit a worse crime, to prey on women in ever more perverse ways. We're just seeing the same side of him again and again.

Other than that, I'd be happy to discuss more S:VI with you. In fact, I can't wait for it.

And one curious note, how come Sam is so happy when Schrodinger is talking about an incinerator?

Ta

Master of the Boot

okay, not bad...they're still on the boat.

las de da...forgive my skepticism I have a couple of things on my plate acting badly

Once again, sorry about your Goldfish. :(

BUT, though short this was a “sweet” chapter. :) And the fun started right off the bat too- with Alucard winding up and pitching his bottle right into Sandy-Probst's head. :) You know... I think Alucard might have some anger issues. :P LoL Maybe he should check into an anger management class... Nah, never work... though it could be fun to watch...

Oh, but doing American Ideal with the wolves... Okay, that's hilarious! :D And I'm so glad that you kept Simon. I don't watch American idol religiously or anything, but I'll tune in from time to time. And even I know that Simon IS that show. Without him, it would be like Hellsing without Alucard- just don't work. :P

So... Um, do I sense a possible sequel in the mix- American Idol: Werewolf edition... or something? You've got a good setup, and it would be funny to see the captain comment- he'd have to hold up flash cards or something. :P Oh, and someone's just gotta sing “Hungry Like the Wolf”. :P LoL

Okay, so I know that I said before the Major wouldn't have an interest in torturing the Twilight 'werewolves', but... BUT this is amusing enough that I just don't care. I love the idea and am perfectly willing to just ignore the Major's canon deviation for it. ;)

On thing though, I don't think Integra would be disgusted by the fact the Twilighters are friends with 'werewolves'- surprised maybe. But, I can't think of any reason she'd be prejudiced against werewolves- at least not more than any other 'monsters'. In fact Hellsing's creed doesn't even call for the eradication of werewolves- who are cursed humans, not undead. Just saying...

Nice little snipe at the Twilight inconsistencies too. :) Really, how can people enjoy THAT series? It's awful... just, just awful. O_o?

But while we're commenting on Integra. You also may want to reconsider the 'sin of being human comment'. One of the main points of Hellsing is that capable, strong willed humans are actually cooler than vampires. And Alucard's even said before that only a man (meaning HUman is this case) could ever hope to defeat a monster like him. It's a small thing, but I figured I'd mention it.

Oh, so Alice got the boot? Well, okay, yes that surprises me. I'm VERY glad it wasn't Alucard, Integra or Seras, but Alice? Huh, I figured she'd be the last Twilighter left in. Just out of curiosity what was it in the last chapter that you think made people vote against Alice? O_o

Well, it was a little short, but it was still fun. :) Looking forward to the next one. ;)

Have a good day, and God bless.

Metropolis Kid.