XD Pfft - 'oh, no she didn't'!
That had me trying to stifle my giggles while the entire library shushed my down.

Lovely creative piece you have here! Go you! :D

I love the escape plans Dante formulates; it reminds me of past family gatherings, but mine don't get as violent as his.

I like your writing style and description of the house. And strangely or predictably enough, I can relate to his feelings toward non-functional jewelry.

Joe: Excellent! Really and truly. I don't think I've read a humour fic of yours, but this really did make me laugh out loud - not just the slight curving of the lips, or a giggle, but actual laughter. Besides Gromit, you're the first author to make me do that. Bravo. :)
Ciao.

Metrosexual...? Dante? *Dies laughing* Leave it to Lady to have a gun hidden somewhere.

Now that was hilarious! I had trouble keeping my voice down here at the library while reading it.

“—This handsome piece is bold, professional, and powerful. It can be worn around the office and will meet the discerning tastes of any metro sexual,” She glanced into Dante’s direction as she said it.

Oh, no she didn’t!

2nd best part. The first was when Dante couldn't even hold in his own thoughts! XD Good stuff!

This was hilarious. Absolutely wonderful. I cried a little.

Pompous Designs? Ingenious.

Dante being thought of metro … we’ve all thought it. Loved it. XD.

It flowed well, and it was well written. I really enjoyed it.

Might want to stay away from those jewelry parties though.

Dante at a jewelery party. OMG.

Yes, I can totally see him thinking of ways to kill himself. Oh, Trish, what were you thinking? Strangely, somehow I can see her wanting to do that ... and drag Dante there.

The best part was Dante's mental 'stick figures'. Bahahahahha! Didn't know if you intended it this way, but I took it as he has a rather 'simple' imagination. LOL

Very funny. I still think it's hilarious to put the cast in everyday situations. It's so odd most of the time, it's hilarious.

Lady a.k.a Nicole... hahahaha

Sorry you had to endure that event yourself. I have been to lured to a few of those hen gatherings myself over the years and still, when asked to attend, I say I have to wash my hair or clean the microwave or something... LOL

Nice job. Keep it comin'.

-N.

This was absolutely hilarious! I especially enjoyed Jackie's metro sexual comment towards Dante, lol! I also liked Dante's inner thoughts and escape plans!

This tickled my fancy quite a bit! This is most definitely going on my list of favs! Thanks for writing this!

Innej:)

Hmm...I cant help but think...did you have that same outburst as Dante at the jewelry party you attended? XD
Hehe, but yea, that was really funny, made me laugh a lot. It was well written, and Dante was just amazing...sigh, hes just so awesome. :D
Well done! Really enjoyable and clever! :)
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LMAO!

The part that cracked me up the most was his out loud comment that it was Trish's time of the month...lol Oh Dante, you insensitively cute ass...lol

The ending was cute, but I was hoping that Trish invited him as a ploy to get thrown -out-...lmao Why else would she have brought him along? lol

I've been subjected to this, Mary Kay AND Pampered Chef parties so I feel your pain. :D It's times like that I wish for Dante to accompany me...lol

Another great oneshot!

-Shy

That was friggin AWESOME~! I love the human fireball idea!

>w> Really cool how you came up with this today. Great job as always. ^^

*still doubled over laughing* This has made my day. I can so imagine Trish torturing Dante with a jewelry party! I loved how you showed his escape plans and inner thoughts, they were so funny! Cute story

...o.O
awesome...

I call next on SF 4! Nice job sharing ur nightmare with everyone.