Reviews for Twinkle, Twinkle, Twilight
equitablyinjust 9/8/09 . chapter 1
OMG! TWILIGHT IS LEIK, TEH BEST BOOK EVAR!1!1

U SUCK U MORON!

Okay... That was kind of fun to write, if utterly untrue.

I think I'm going to post this song on my locker...
Midori-chan902 8/24/09 . chapter 1
I LOVE YOU! All my thoughts on the horrible "insert crappy book name here" series displayed!
Guest 8/24/09 . chapter 1
...

Well, that was interesting.

I don't neccessarily LIKE the Twilight series, but I've got nothing aGAINST it. I'm certainly not the kind of person who'd go "ZOMG! i luvz this so much! u rock! dis is pure genius and yah i HATE twilight just as much as u! faves!-"

I wouldn't say this is genius. It's adequate. This isn't supposed to be a flame, since it seems you're immune to them. However, this poem needs one thing and one thing only...

C-H-A-R-A-C-T-E-R.

There's no law to not liking Twilight, true, but I sure don't go around Fanfiction burning up authors.

ps. I've just read my review again and then chuckled. You'll laugh when you read this, probably. Just take note to what I've said...it may be crude, amusing, and broad, however I have a point. You've just lost a reader!

Byez!

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RedLikeStarlight 8/13/09 . chapter 1
Gosh. This pretty much sums up my thoughts on Twilight when I read it. xD

Good job with the Twilight bashing. Keep writing!

Aubrey
rainbowfish22 8/7/09 . chapter 1
This is awesome. Despite my penname (which I should probably change), I love Twilight bashing. I'm sure all the authors of Twilight bashing fics when they see my name say "This girl must be flaming me." But I actually write intellegent reviews...so yeah. I'm rambling again. Sorry.
OCDthatsmebabyy 7/27/09 . chapter 1
ha, im a huge fan of twilight, but i do give you props on the song,

its pimp.:)

loved the queer line, even though im on team edward.
Nightmare Before Halloween 7/25/09 . chapter 1
Can't believe I didn't find this before...

XD
Anne 6/17/09 . chapter 1
what do you have against Twilight anyways?

have you had flames for this one yet?

yyou probably don tapprove of my punctuation, do you?
Snb793 6/8/09 . chapter 1
Oh my God! This is hilarious!

I am on Team Jacob!

Just wondering, have you ever read the books of Pellinor? They are so good! I mean they are just... Wow. In a good way! -D

Yeah... This is hysterical!

Snb793 :P
Guest 6/8/09 . chapter 1
I love this to death.
AccountNoLongerActive1 6/8/09 . chapter 1
Oh my God, I fell over I was laughing so hard. Classic.
x.Vivace 6/7/09 . chapter 1
Haha, that's really good. )
MJ112 6/7/09 . chapter 1
I freaking love this! I used to like Twilight, but then when I finally thought about it, I realized it kind of sucks. Haha. I can't believe some people are so obsessive about it. The main characters are really lame, in my opinion. I totally agree with you!
The Girl 6/7/09 . chapter 1
Your grammer was wonderful.

I just don't like your concept of the series. They have flaws if you think about it. And you mentioned some of them, so I don't see how you can say that they are filled up with mary-sues,and gary-stues. I now know what you anti-Twilighters reasons are,but I still think that Twilight rocks, though I wouldn't go to the low level of calling you a b*h, because it's not a thing you have to do.I mean, there is no law saying that you have to like Twilight.
Elegos-Sirinial-Shamtul 6/4/09 . chapter 1
Nice one Aish, hilarious.

I'd say more, but what more is there to be said?
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