oh my goodness gracious me.

That just serioiusly made my day.

I WANT ONE!

AWSOME! this it sooo funny great job:)

PS nice name:)

Do you ship to Australia? I want me one...

Enjoyed that. Tried not to laugh because otherwise people stare at me...

I love it, especially the Qs and As!

LOL This is CLASSIC! I want one! XD

Cute fic!

This is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Oh my giddy aunt! I want a Riley Poole Product! No, scratch that I need one.

This was soo halairious. Such a great idea and brilliantly executed.

How the hell do I order one? Cause then I get Riley and his Ferrari and I can hug him and take him on advenutures and shower him...(trails off into nonsense and drooling)

You should totally do one for an Ian Howe Product. Now that would be funny!

Thanks for making my day (and yet making me pine forever for this product) xoxo

a work of freaking genius. i can't believe the cult following riley poole has. :D

I have a question for management: Is there a Slash Switch series I can purchase? For example, a Ben Slash switch, or perhaps an Owner Slash switch(he's just plain hot and you know you can't deny it), or(god forbid) an *shudders* Ian*convulses* Slash*strokes* Switch*dies and comes back* Never mind. Just make him horny for guys and I'll give you craploads of money. Please reply!

hahahaa BRILLIANT! I WANT ONE! :D oh wow... i can so imagine having this product... oh wow! my own mr poole? :D :D thankyou! loved it! xx

I want one... D:

Oh Gawd. I would abuse him SO much... Break his laptop right in front of him, lock and tie him up in a room underground, and only drag him back up so I can string him up on a clothesline made of steel fifty feet off of the ground so I can watch him cry! BUAHAAH!

Riley:*Looks scared*

Iyrsiiea:*Grins evilly at him*

Riley:*runs*

Iyrsiiea:*chases him down and hogties him so she can drag him back to her evil lair*

yayness! so. awesome.

I actually laughed out loud reading this! Well done! :)