OMG funniest fic i have ever read! you are a GENIUS! WELL DONE THIS IS BRILLIANT

it was the last part that did it for me. LOL!

Wonderfully funny. :)

Oh my gosh I was laughing so hard I CRIED! But why would he want discourage Alice from thinking he was more endowed? I mean yeah that would be uncomfortable and he is drugged but he's a GUY! Oh man that was BEYOND classic!

Loved it! Very funny!

Laughing my butt off!
Edward on prozac!

xD Alice...the speedo...BWAHAHHA. >

The sad thing is, this little fic will keep me snickering for days!! I love your evil twisted mind!