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omigosh. this is so HILARIOUS! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! I hope u make it to Langley, I really do! :D

this is amazing! and HILARIOUS
Mr Poe is awesome as gangsta Poe, I love his raps!

Ha,ha! This is great! In case you don't know, (I like educating people, and don't know why,) Molotov was a Soviet general dude in WWII. He kept on dropping these bombs on the Finnish, and said "I'm just feeding the poor." (No idea how THAT'S supposed to make sense.) So the bombs were called, "Molotov's breadbaskets." The Finnish invented these grenades and threw them at Soviet tanks, shouting, "Here are drinks to go with the breadbaskets!" So, they're Molotov cocktails. :D

lol 'yo yo yo mr p's in the house'

no matter how many times i read that its still hilarious!

this has got to be one of the funniest things I ever read! cant wait to read all 13

LOL this is great! I love this!

I almost died laughing! This is hilarious! =D

LOL LOVE the reference to Coraline!

Are you kidding?! THIS WAS AMAZING! Count Olaf is hilarious, and I can totally see Klaus bowing down to books!

I LOVE GANGSTA POE! I swear, I know too many wangstas, so this is hilarious!

OMIGOD! I so needed that! This is genius!

OMG, I understood Klaus.

Random, thou art awesome. Very awesome. Awesome in thy awesomeness. Awesome in the way that you are awesome. Awesome in the way that you are awesome in yur awesomeness.

BTW, I love references. xD

I started reading your work when I was... 11? 10, maybe? I thought it was just the funniest, greatest, most wonderful literature ever written. Of course, I'm not much older... I am now only 13, almost 14, and that's not considered very old in this current big bad world today. But that's beside the point. I read this, expecting the worst, for I miss the work that I loved as a kid. And I was so clearly mistaken. This is quite clearly hilarious and a great read. Thank you, Random Little Writer for entertaining me to no ends!

-me

P.S. To be honest, you are my inspiration for writing.
P.P.S. I know a lot of people say "haha, I laughed out loud reading that" but they just say that to mean "it was really funny." I want you to know that I literally laughed quite obnoxiously during the reading of this story.

“Hey, I know what to do!” he said. “Let’s see what mood Violet’s in. If she’s in a good mood, that means she and Olaf can stay married. If she’s in a bad mood, they have to separate.”

That's not a particularly reliable way to determine whether you'll stay married or not XD

Anyway, loved the story.