You sould so unpadte or do a sequal to this. I'd also like to find out more about this typr of turtle, and how it relates to oyr four ninjas.

Haha, this is amazing! You have to love Wikipedia. :) Leo's butt joke was great.

priceless! oh so funny. the creepy part is that my brother told me about this yesterday and now I'm reading a TMNT themed story on it. wow...creepy.

Oh my god. That was beautiful. :'D

My favorite part was Splinter's line about the remote. It was perfect. You always get everyone's dialogue so right, too. I love it.

Man, this is freakin hilarious!! Don needs to cut down on the coffee!

Poor April. Donny has flipped his lid!! I love Donny but he isn't experiancing on me!! I thought it was funny Splinter is Donny's dear old dad. lol.

Poor Donnie! He's so hopeful and willing -- but we're betting April's not! That's one time she probably hung up pretty quickly! Now Erma, on the other hand, might've been interested, if she could be kept from being so squeamish . . . But thanks for the fun read! LOL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously!

Four of my favorite parts - - -

“Well, it would explain why I can blow bubbles in the tub,” Mike mused (seriously, I’m not kidding, he MUSED).

x x x x x

Don stared at the proctoscope in his hands. He’d had it for years, and now-- NOW, when he finally had a chance to use it, no one was willing.

x x x x

Nope-- there was just him and his dear old dad, who was favoring him with such Sympathy and Understanding-

As a certain hopeful “light” began to dawn on the face of the turtle, the Wise Rat suddenly remembered that he was needed in the kitchen.

“But Sensei! YOU could--”

“I am sorry, my son, but technology beyond the remote control escapes me. Turn off that computer and go to bed!”

x x x x x

Then he picked up his phone and dialed.

“Hello, April? Are you busy?”

x x x x x

Cyn, once again, you have written a gut-buster. This is just so funny. I'm sure you giggled throughout the writing, too. :0) I know I would have.

Anyway, this was one brilliant use of information. Wikipedia, here I come! LOL

And I think Steve Irwin would have thoroughly enjoyed this, too.

Great job!

Be blessed,
Rene'

Oh my LOL Too, too funny. Don + caffeine is indeed a dangerous combination.

Nicely written.

And the memorial to Steve... Wow, that was awesome. I think he would have appreciated this, with his quirky sense of humor.

Happy writing.
Rejoicing in the day,
-Mary

This was absolutely brilliant :D Loved the reactions of the turtles and Splinter, and Donnie with his serious madness really cracked me up! As well as the last line :D This is definitely an instant favorite ^_^

Bwa-ha-ha XD. Oh, god, this was so amusing *snickers*.
Thanks, you made my night.

Doesn't Don realize the obvious alternative? All he has to do is jump in a lake and see how long he can stay underwater without having to breathe. If 5 minutes go by and his lungs aren't demanding oxygen, then he has his answer.

Bwahahahahhaah omg *snort* hahahah that is too freaking funny. good god! i don't blame the guys one bit. that wounds way too uncomfortable and besides the species it was describing was of Australian turtle not common American variety. poor Donny. XD poor April when she hears what he wants. lol

All I gotta say, is that I busted out laughing, because it reminded me of this:

http://msd-dutch.deviant /art/Breathing-Below-the-Belt-103102846 (remove space)

So needless to say I laughed my big ol' rear off. Great work, as always. *bow*

XD OMG I've been waiting for somebody to use this one!

Hilarity. And Leo's butt joke? *high five*