 Uzumaki Naruto 2009-12-20 . chapter 1 You don't mean that Sakura! *growls* You better not mean that! Through this whole essay, you forgot one very important person: me! Sasuke doesn't belong with Karin or Ino or Hinata, or you. He belongs with ME. Are you surprised now? thought I was always in love with you, huh? But I have finally admitted my true feelings: I, Naruto Uzumaki, LOVE SASUKE UCHIHA! and he loves me. Well, he may have not admitted his true feelings yet (for me) but I know he is very surely not in love with you. The fact is there are way more Sasunaru moments in the manga than Sasusaku. He kissed me. KISSED ME! (it was totally not an accident) and sacrificed his life for me against haku, and remembered our kiss as he thought he was dying and fell into my arms and... well, i'm getting off track. He told you thank you, but he told me I was the closest person to him! and yes, you were the first to see him in Shippuden (one of my eternal regrets *clenches fists*) but he put his arm around me! nyah, take that Sakura! And about reviving his clan? I've always got my sexy-no-jutsu, which is way hotter than you'll ever be, btw! Um, on second thought, getting pregnant sounds kinda painful... No, wait, Sasuke will decide I'm more important than any ridiculous clan legacy. Love conquers all! And I know fangirls will scream that Sasuke is not gay, but he never showed interest in any of the fangirls throwing themselves at him (that's right, ANY of them), when he could have had any girl he chose, and besides that, he's got to use a couple cans of hairspray a day to keep his hair in that (oh-so-sexy) style... can we say sasGAY? So, in conlclusion, as much as you dream about it Sakura, Sasuke Uchiha will never love you back because he is MINE! So back off, b*
XOXO
Uchiha-Uzumaki-Sasuke'soneandonlysexyfoxboyandlover-Naruto
P.S. You like so totally were trying to rape me in the restaurant
P.P.S. Sasuke's right, that IS disgusting... it would only be good if you added ramen
[Your essay was fun and inspired me to write this response; I hope you are not offended by the pairing if you are opposed to shonen-ai (or indeed anyone who isn't sakura being with sasuke). I bashed Sakura in this but actually really like her as a character (in the past i have paired her with sasuke and with naruto, but i realized you can't argue with true love ;D ). And so the pairing wars continue, for eternity! (or until Kishi makes up his mind *coughfornarusasucough*) Thanks for reading this all the way through, if you did!] |