*screams with laughter* Oh, good gosh! *facepalm* Poor weirded-out Remy!

I cracked up, at 4:30 in the morning, in the middle of a sleeping house. XD This was hilarious, I'm glad I stumbled across it. :D

Smacks head against keyboard, screaming with laughter...

At least the whole affair wasn't a bagatelle!

All I can say is HAHAHA! I'd be quite surprised if this would have been the first time he heard the two at night. Hilarious, keep up the good work!

Ooh lala, indeed! I loved this, it made me laugh.
Lol at rigatoni. Gotta admit, I had to look it up, but I knew it was some kind of textured pasta (although, my mind went to the curly kind!)
And dayum, who ever thought Linguini could be such a good lover! I bet Colette's had to teach him a few lessons. ;) Nice fic.