Haven't been on in a while, but thank you for mentioning me in the chapter. But now I'm kinda sad, cause I was looking forward to Artemis making horcruxes...ok, not really although that thought does amuse me...hm...now wonders about crossover fics...

you know when you were talking about the size may I just say then some woman enjoy a big one!

Hadn't realized this had been updated. I only have time to read chapter three just now but it was brilliant. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. The point about the colour coded messages was excellently done.

Oh and this... I think I should print it out and pin it above my computer to look at whenever I have to deal some of the silliness of the internet:

"Artemis and Holly are suited for one another, despite the human/fairy thing. On a related note, some people might be suited for some chimps despite the human/chimp thing…"

And that message... wow. You've got a lot of guts putting up with this sort of flak and coming up with something humourous out of it. I tip my hat to you. One (more) thing puzzles me, though... If people dislike Artemis/Holly so much, then why are they reading this piece? I mean call me crazy, but I don't read stories about ships I dislike. It would be like eating Brussels sprouts, which I happen to find very distasteful. Why do that to yourself?

In any case, great work!

HAHAHAHAHA!

OMG, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR FICS! I seriously laughed out loud at this one! Marvelous! I hope to see more soon! You have a wacky and amazing sense of humour!

:D
I don't know if anyone else has brought this up, but imagine the wedding? >.<
Also, any possibilty of links to the deviations? It's also hell trying to find stuff on there, though I will try now!

"Chaos: [Occurs]" Ahahahaha! XD

I like this story, it's so funny...

In response to the handcuffs thing: *laughs uncontrollably for an hour and a half*

...YES! I hadn't thought of that before, but that's so true! XD AHAHAHA... Wow... hey, you need to write a fanfiction about that scenario... We can count how many computer monitors melt! :D

I love your stories, especially this one...it's just so funny! Loverly satire, this is.

Keep up the good writing!

In spite of this, I saw a profile that says that Holly is an ape. This anti A/H shippers are damn stupid if you ask me(though I think anti A/M shippers are stupid too).

Great story! I so love this. Thanks for writing it. I hope to read more. God bless!

loved it. i laughed so hard I nearly wet myself (please note I was holding a botte of Dasani).

Daddy don't want his little girl to grow up and marry a criminal master mind who just happens to be a human... :)

... that was AWESOME!! I love your anti A/H while still being A/H stories. If that made any sense. But on a different note, are you ever going to update Pershpone's crown? Or however you speel it, I suck at spelling.

Ah-hahahaha. Demetra's problems with A/H? Goodness, that’s going to be a VERY long chapter. And I’ve seen the things on dA, and, oh, they’re funny.
And yes, Holly OBVIOUSLY has a BECK and should be with ANOTHER pterodactyl, not Artemis. I find it SHOCKING no-one has noticed that yet.
My favourite part was surely the conversation (and I use that term very loosely) between Artemis I and Mr. Short. Chaos: [Occurs]-Marvellous.
Brilliant chapter. Amazing story.
Tiasanaa.
P.S. Thank you for enlightening about the marvellous shipping. Artemis/Bacteria is surely the pairing of the future. Someone should get on the blower to ole’ Eoin, but he probably has Arty/Bacteria featuring heavily in the next book…you never know…-eyebrow wriggle-.

After reading this chapter I had a realization that I have been wrong to support A/H all this while. Artemis and bacteria are obviously meant to be together. Thank you for converting me. As for Holly, well she'll find someone else, maybe some long-lasting bacteria who'll live at least 200 years.

for chapter 3, i don't deny it.