This so freaking funny! And HOT! LOVE IT

what a dream, what a bad timing for her alarm clock. poor bella

You should make a sequel I loved ur story

Oh oh praise the lord THANK YOU

I HATE YOU!

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! BELLA IS NOT GOING TO LONDON WHAT GIRL IN RIGHT MIND LEAVES EDWARD CULLEN FOR DAMN LONDON!

Omg i love drunk Edward TOO CUTE!

I wanna carpool with Edward Cullen (squeeeeeee!)

I fucking LOVE your story so far Edward and Bella HAPPY

Read this. Love it. Funny, funny, funny! Laugh out loud, funny. Any more since 2009?

Yeah, still think Edward's a bit extreme, but it's still sweet (and somewhat idiotic, but I digress) that he wanted to throw away everything for her :)

Hmm, I had a feeling Carlisle was behind it actually :P Still, I think Edward's an ass for how he handled all of this. Let's see how he redeems himself :)

I seriously want to slap the shit out of Edward. I mean, wtf. I know you keep saying that it's in character for Edward to overreact according to canon, but canon-Edward would never be this fucking selfish. The New Moon thing he pulled was because he thought he was keeping her safe. All he ever wanted for Bella was to be safe and happy and get to do everything she ever dreamed of. So canon-Edward would probably practically force her to take this chance. This Edward is completely against canon because first he tried to trap her into staying and now he's forcing her away from him so he won't have to deal with their seperation too much. Seriously, he may have had to grow up too fast with graduating early and now running a company at a young age, but why can't he use his fucking brain? Why would her going to London and taking such a fantastic chance mean the end of their relationship? Sure, it'll probably be really hard to be seperated, but there's this great invention called Skype. It's not the same, but it's a lot more than people used to have. Annnnnnd that he won't be able to visit her is complete bullshit. Like Emmett and Jasper can't take care of the business they CO-OWN between the three of them when Edwars goes to visit Bella. They won't get to see each other every weekend of anything, but still.. And he has enough money to buy HER tickets to visit HIM. As a college student, I know for a fact that you can go away for a weekend and not fail all your classes. Especially if you take some work with you.

God, they are such drama-queens... And the fact that I'm this worked up about fictional characters is a compliment to your writing by the way ;) Going to read the rest now and hoping to God that both of them get their heads out of their asses, grrrr.

Just had to comment on this:

Meanwhile whose seen Terminator Salvation and who thinks Sam Worthington is nine kinds of doable?!

I couldn't really focus on him because of Christian Bale, gahhh.

Anyway, I'm enjoying this fic up to now :) Though I don't get why they're being so emo about her going to London. Isn't he insanely rich? He could visit her or send her tickets to visit anytime he wants... And if Bella seriously chooses to stay with him rather than taking this great opportunity I'll be really sad for her, but that's the feminist in me talking :P Guess I'll see what she's really going to do soon enough!

Yeah Bella is back