I think I'm a troll... ON THE INTERNET! xD

I don't write extravagant stories with deep plotlines and dangerously witty humor either, but I write what I want to. It's all that counts I think, and if people happen to like it, that's great. That's all I have to say, as far as these reviewers go.

I liked how Mario did the dare from Bowser without explaining WHY. I don't care for WHY in humor fics. Sure, in a real thing, yeah. I like how Mario was a TROLL and then you made a TROLL JOKE. I also liked that the costume was a bear instead of an actual TROLL. Of course, there are errors and typos, but most of them are so minuscule that I didn't even notice until I actually scanned and proofread.

That's what Mario gets for falling to Bowser so easily, probably hit his head on one too many blocks.

My GOD... What on EARTH is this? It's not even a short-story. It's like something you think of when you're alone with nothing to do... and then regard it as mere whimsical thinking, and never return to it.

The humor is RANDOM. It's not even funny. There's not a SIGN of intelligence in random humor; merely the ability to move one's fingers in accordance with the scrambled thoughts of one's mind.

Forgive me if my review seems harsh, but Hell, as one of the most PROLIFIC writers on the site, let alone the Mario category, I'd have ASSUMED someone would have at least said SOMETHING about your stories-or lack thereof. Regardless of whether I should say anything if I don't like it, I've seen plenty of your stories pop up in the Mario category to see the trends, and fan-tardism for you. Not a one wants to give you any real advice, or thought about your stories. I suppose they're simply too scared to say anything to the almighty God of 310 stories of... utter nonsense. Take more than a few minutes of thought and typing before you post things. Short stories needn't necessarily be random. Take time to describe things. Take the time to at least research, and think about a character's personality and attributes. What ARE they, if they don't have these?

Random does not funny. Go look at Cascore's userpage. You might benefit.

… What… the hell.

Seriously, what the HELL.

I know being on I shouldn’t be expecting much, but… still!

Completely ignoring any spelling or grammatical errors of any sort… where is the character in this story? I know it’s a short, most-likely random thought, but… I don’t see any character that resembles the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario. I see a guy with the same NAME, but that’s the ONLY similarity I’m seeing. On top of that, just where IS the story? The conflict? Development, resolution, etc.? I see barely ANYTHING. I mean… why should I care? Really, WHY? Why is Mario doing something just because Bowser, his enemy, DARED him to? Why is he in a bear suit when he’s supposed to be a troll? Why is he so eager to scare some Koopa guys? WHY? And ignoring that, the story—or what there is OF it-seems just RIDICULOUS. I don’t mean funny-ridiculous either. I mean just… “what the hell”-ridiculous. The humor is sub-par, if that, and all in all, it just leaves me wondering… what the hell.

If you're as good a writer as everyone seems to think, then you could try to AT LEAST keep character consistency and draw in the audience through emotion and an interesting plot, even with a story so short.

*sigh* poor Mario good story ;)