|Reviews for What's For Dinner?|
| Stunning Sunset 5/6/13 . chapter 1
It was fun reading this. Kinda reminded me of the face westerners would make upon going to Asia and eating whole tarantulas, which are very coveted. Cheers!
| Sheeshasan 3/5/13 . chapter 1
Think of it as lobster... Lobsters with too many eyes. Lobsters? Glaring at you with milky eyes... Bouhouhou... This is so disgusting and so logic at the same time. Eating spiders for the reasons you gave makes complete sense and technically it shouldn't sound any worse than eating any crustacean but IT IS! Thranduil had better congratulate Gimli for his courage and dexterity!
| riptocs 1/19/13 . chapter 1
lol this reminds me of eating ants or termites in other cultures...it's not gross, just different!
| Ybs 8/14/12 . chapter 1
| Dorian Herestor 4/14/12 . chapter 1
I've got to say, this is one of the most original fics I've had the pleasure to read in quite some time. Mirkwood elves eating spiders? That is just so awesome, so inteligent, so rational and so Wrong in so many ways! I love it! I don't even find it gross (I mean, in Portugal we eat snails with potatos), but that might also have something to do with my strange, strange affinity with freaky food and the fact that I would love to go to one of those "anhem" "Exotic" Food Festival in New York, where they eat absolutly everything...I know, I'm such a wierdo...
| Eminnis 6/1/11 . chapter 1
Oh gross...I think the only way you'd get me to eat that is if I was about to be thrown into the dungeon...Great job!
| Robin Grimm-Goodfellow 10/20/10 . chapter 1
reminds me of eating crab...is that where you got the idea?
| SuperLAdy 9/6/10 . chapter 1
Oh, sick! Oh sick (barf, barf). Spiders? All those legs and their hairy bodies with heinous white orb-like eyes? I can hardly touch a spider, much less EAT IT. Legolas UR sick. Poor Gimli.
| Link's Ocarina Babe 5/12/10 . chapter 1
Oh good Lord! They eat spiders like we do lobsters? Lmao. I sincerely hope that no elf in Mirkwood is arachnophobic.
| Grammergeek 4/11/10 . chapter 1
I noticed no grammatical errors. Congratulations!
| Araloth the Random 2/24/10 . chapter 1
Terribly funny! It made me laugh so much!
| Tavaril Lasgalen 12/27/09 . chapter 1
Oh, my. Well, that's an original twist! The Wood Elves eating the spiders. I'm glad Gimli liked them; it would have been extremely difficult to get through the feast if he didn't!
| aotearoan 12/17/09 . chapter 1
well, that was different! I really enjoyed it, you really presented the strangeness of entering an alien culture really well
| Emily 10/7/09 . chapter 1
HA! I laughed so hard when I read this! I knew from the moment I read "You took off several legs" what was going to happen! HA! : )
| Ne'ith5 7/23/09 . chapter 1
LOL! Seems reasonable to me that elves should eat their enemies. After all now the spiders have a reason to fear the elves, as both of them look on the other as food.
Besides the spiders are only land crabs and or lobsters, and those are simply under sea insects and you don't hear most people complaining about that. Loved the story!