"Well you're just a fake vampire - no, strike that. You're a carnivorous disco ball."

OMIGOD, FROM THERE ON, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I ACTUALLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR AND ROLLED ON THE FLOOR. Now I'm all dirty. But good job, anyways!

And... Edward Elric wins!
XD
instant fav.

This is such an awesome oneshot! I loved the concept of both Edwards meeting and having a fight to see who's better! I give you a thumbs up!

Haha. This was quite a brilliant idea, having these two Edwards meet. I love the "carnivorous disco ball" remark.

HA! Two best lines:

//"I /sparkle/!"

and

//"Well you're just a fake vampire - no, strike that. You're a carnivorous disco ball."

I was laughing so hard... well, I'm still laughing. ;) Good fic, ah... Edward bashing. I'm both a part of the REAL Team Edward, and Resembool Ranger, so this made me smile. I tried to read Twilight BEFORE it was popular, and didn't like it. So shoot me. But great fic!

-PhoenixTorque

wow! this made me laugh SO MUCH!! thank you! that makes me feel better about the whole twilight thing. even IF i still LOVE reading twilight fanfiction... but thats niether here nor there.. lol

thanks for the upload. that made my day!

HAHA! I thought *I* was the only one who called him disco ball! xD Everyone else I know calls him sparklepire or OMFGEDWARDCULLENISTEHSMEX.


It's hilarious, nice.

This is so full of win I don't even know what to say. =D

"You're a carnivorous disco ball"- oh man, my favorite line *laughing* XD

Go FMA! Ed's (Elric) remarks were waay betta than ed's (cullen)
ha ha, Ed E and Armstrong existed b4 Edward C! take tht, Gary Stu!
Gawd, i luved this story!

Two words: Epic. Win.

I've read this other places online, but I'm really glad I found it here, too!! Awesome job, this is the best thing in the history of EVER.

Team Ed Elric forever and ever, amen!

~BANDGEEK

"I'm 2 sexy 4 my sparklz", HAHAHA! I love that.

"I can tear boulders apart with my toes" - make sure you give credit to the blogger who came up with that line. (I'll find the URL for you if you want.)

"I don't NEED to be perfect for people to like me. OR fall in love with me." TELL 'IM, ED!

"Heh, really? I thought her name was Mary Sue." Ha ha ha... XD

"Well I'm emo and angsty and have a tortured soul for a REASON." Seriously.

"carnivorous disco ball." ROFL

Ah, Ed, no one can do short rants like you. ^_^

AHAHAHAHAHA, I forgot that Armstrong sparkles, too! In a cool manly way, not a dumb girly way.

Best Edward vs. Edward fic I've seen so far. Thumbs up!

hee hee! Loved it! And now I want to check out fullmetal alchemist...

so neither ed nor edward won...in the end it was armstrong! ^.^ xD I liked twilight and ed and all till i thought about it...Ed elrcic is definitly a character of much better quality...Edwards emo, Ed is tortured...there's a difference. You are right Ed has a reason... lol luvv this

Ed so wins!

Awesome!