please, this was just too God damn funny. please continue.

Please please please update this story! It made me laugh so hard especially when the guy inherent carriage said "I'd turn straight for you"! Omg lol! Funny shit :)

Epic! A new twist on the horrible-Mary-Sue plot. Definitely going on the favorites list.

UPDATE! i had a craving for this story, and i had to go through about every single minesweeper fanfic in existence to find your one story, and then i had to go through all your stories to find this one. Yeah. And than when i found it, you hadn't even updated. Do you know how dissapointed i was? no, of course not. Apparently dissapionted isn't even a word. But serially, you need to update this. It made me laugh. Really. reallyhard. So yeah. Update this shiznit!

OH MY GOD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHA

PLZ CONTINUE!

The sorting hat song was pure win! Please write more, I just discovered this in pottersues.

'":)," said the Hat as she looked at it.'

That's funny and actually sort of cute.

wow. i don't know why you made the sorting hat retarded, but well done, i was in stitches!

ALL HE UNICORNS WERE PRETTY, BUT NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU! Hahaha this is awesome! )

This is hilarious. I smiled, I chortled, until you got to "Pound pound thrust thrust!" and then I just lost it. Bravo, because this brings the LOLS.

Haha, great idea!

I loved it. So much better than the usual Mary Sue parody

Oh, dear me. I don't think I've lol'd this much for a Sue parody fic ever. I do believe you've managed to include all the usual aspects of a typical Sue. I tip my hat to you, good sir. :D

-Necury

By the way, the Sorting Hat made me lol.

Poor Ash. She's living some 12 year old fangirl's fantasy and it's horrible. At least she doesn't have to worry about Sirius, James, and Lupin trying to make her the fifth marauder.

I still feel bad for the sorting hat. Not so much because of your story, but because of the thousands of stories out there that have canon raped the sorting hat and meant it.

The hat was excellent. Pity this site deletes the less-than sign.

My heart goes out to Ash on this one.

Poor girl.

I would not want mood hair nor would I like having a House of my own.

I hope the kid can make things right again.

My God, you are amazing.

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've read since I started reading Harry Potter fanfiction.

Um... I know usually there are helpful comments as to how you could make this better, but since you're barely started I'll wait til you actually get somewhere. As it is, I'm laughing my butt off. :D can't wait for more!