ALL HE UNICORNS WERE PRETTY, BUT NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU! Hahaha this is awesome! =)

This is hilarious. I smiled, I chortled, until you got to "Pound pound thrust thrust!" and then I just lost it. Bravo, because this brings the LOLS.

Haha, great idea!
I loved it. So much better than the usual Mary Sue parody

Oh, dear me. I don't think I've lol'd this much for a Sue parody fic ever. I do believe you've managed to include all the usual aspects of a typical Sue. I tip my hat to you, good sir. :D

-Necury

By the way, the Sorting Hat made me lol.

Poor Ash. She's living some 12 year old fangirl's fantasy and it's horrible. At least she doesn't have to worry about Sirius, James, and Lupin trying to make her the fifth marauder.

I still feel bad for the sorting hat. Not so much because of your story, but because of the thousands of stories out there that have canon raped the sorting hat and meant it.

The hat was excellent. Pity this site deletes the less-than sign.

My heart goes out to Ash on this one.
Poor girl.
I would not want mood hair nor would I like having a House of my own.
I hope the kid can make things right again.

My God, you are amazing.
This has got to be one of the funniest things I've read since I started reading Harry Potter fanfiction.

Um... I know usually there are helpful comments as to how you could make this better, but since you're barely started I'll wait til you actually get somewhere. As it is, I'm laughing my butt off. :D can't wait for more!

Aww poor Ash
*huggles*
Update really soon ;)
Nat
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Oh my word, haha. This is great. The Sorting Hat talking in netspeak is especially amusing, lol. Quite funny so far. I'm wondering where this story will go, if Ash will figure out a way to be un-Mary Sue-ish or if Dem will show up. I love her ridiculously long name, btw, lol. So funny!

Very fun! I look forward to more!

~Red

Bwahahah! Oh this is going to be good, I know it!

this will be very amusing! update soon!

This is epic. I can totally picture fanboy Draco suggesting some "pound, pound, thrust, thrust."

Going in my favorites.

Oh, man, Dem is Satan and Ash is Job! Ha! I've enjoyed both chapters immensely. As someone else mentioned, there's some typos and minor stuff, but otherwise, it's good. And funny.

This promises to be a hilarious story... I can't wait for more!