Good Lord, this was beyond hi-larious.

Hilarious! Hehehe. Sheldon Schlepper campaigned over the internet. It's perfect. I love the whole bit with the yearbook. And the Dasey antics are great. Fighting instead of foreplay never looked so good as on these two. ;)

And I love that Marti is blackmailing them for candy. Totally believable. That kid is going to run the house someday.

...HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh GOd...that last line... kills me. Beautiful. An honest to goodness piece of genius.

OH MY GOD.

hahahaha so funny the best thing ever!

rofl... cancer and genital warts, lmao...
loved it

funny and a little confusing

Great! as always. Loved the end :]

Nice story and Nice work!

This was so cute! And had an unexpected ending

OMG! I'm still laughing! It was so good! And I agree with Marti...Make up you mind people! You're confusing! XD I loved it! Definitely how I picture Dasey being a "couple" at school.

Haha!! Loved this! Even though they totally pretended not to be together, they totally are! :D

-C

This was a winner from line 1...
"Derek woke up to screaming.It was sort of soothing, actually." loved it...hilarious...
and this killed me, “I was just.” Casey stammered. “I was. He was checking me for—cancer. And. And genital warts.”...great work...

tricky tricky. haha

“OH, YEAH, RIGHT,” Marti screeched, and left the lot of them in favor of ice cream.

Favorite line in the story. Marti can't be fooled, you know.

I absolutely adore your writing style. It takes quite a lot to write a well-written one-shot, and you've managed to do it again. I'm totally jealous of how well you insert the subtle background interactions that go hand-in-hand with the dialogue.

And, I really like how your fic is humorous without trying to hard like other authors. A good laugh brightens a person's day : ).