this is totally hilarious! i love it!

That was hilarious!

i'd like to suggest some wards: barward from boycotts and barflies OR Miami at Twilight. Marineward from Hot Landing Zone. Deafward from A World Without Sound. Blindward from Blind.

i heart u. this was so funny.

that was effin hilarious! i knew all but one of the wards. :D

Haha this is so bloody funny! I love it.

All of these Edwards are great, I love them all, and read them all! haha.

Can't wait for the next chapter.

i really like your "What in the Ward!" fanfic..um..i'll really appreciate it if you could include Doucheward from the story Ladders by marve. He is by far, the funniest Ward i've ?

very funny.

and now i have two more stories to add to the collection.

May I offer:

Fireward of Stop, Drop & Roll by Bronzehairedgirl620... Broody, Grumpy Fireman that saves Bella from a fire and has emotional and fire scars...

Voyeurward of The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastishe Pen...

Edward the voyeur checking out Bella using a waterfall to masterbate...

RichKidWard of Mr Horrible by algonquinrt...

A hilarous screwed up punk Bella aka Baby Swan who meets and hooks up with a Rich Kid or Edward the Not Quite Second after being dumped by her drag queen best mate 'James' (or victoria on show nights) after he goes to chase some tail!

This one had me in stitches...

Enjoy...

Deex

still funny. have you considered BATward (Breakfast at Tiffany's)? He's got daddy issues. ;P

frickin' hilarious. love it.

This is cracking me up especially as I recognise all the Wards. I think you could do with OCD Ward in there though maybe Tie Guy from Apples and Oranges or Rich Kid from Mr Horrible. My favorite choice though would be Bite-the HostageWard from 'The Cullen Family Players Present - Vampire Speed' a Twilight/Speed spoof crossover that has just completed. He is hilarious in his obliviousness.

Examples;-

"Edward Cullen, cocksure, knows he looks good in the LAPD SWAT team uniform. He knows his arms and pecs and abs are perfection, so when he was issued his uniform, he asked for a small instead of a medium. He wanted to look poured into the black t-shirt. When he wiggles his right and left pec independent of the other, he wants people to stand up and notice, for fuck’s sake."

"Jasper thinks it’s odd that Edward seems to sparkle in the sunlight, but he figures Edward’s a bit of a fruit who likes body glitter quite a bit more than a twelve-year-old girl"

I picked up a rec for this on Ravelry from lambie BTW.

Thanks for sharing

“Your steroid addict, Fightward.” Crackward responded,

you have challenged my belief in my own reactions. When I read that line I was like...I should be so mad that Fightward was referred to as a steroid addict...but for some reason I started laughing so hysterically my fiance was extremely worried about my sanity. and even more worried when I refused to explain what I found so damn funny.

So, I'm really glad I loaned him out to you now. Really, this was WIN. I'm rec'ing this in my next chapter, so hopefully you'll get a push of reviews and more ppl viewing you're stuff.

love it and can't wait to read more.

“Sorry…not everyone can be a Bella. I can’t be a cranky whiny bitch every second of the day,”

you have won my undying allegiance with this one line.

thank you for that.

hahahahha

even tho SB's Bella is kinda a whiny bitch...who am I kidding...she's not Bella if she isn't.

okay, so first of all. The fact that your name is Jessica strikes me as all kinds of funny.

hahaha.

I love the idea you have going and you incorporate so well. I like that you've amplified the different -ward's characteristics so there is no confusion.

Well done.