awwwww :( no more! boohoo!

but SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO loved it! ate it up! sauteed it! gobbled it down! lol..it's 4 freaking a.m., woman! you kept me up all night...and not in the good way Eric keeps Sookie up...prrrr! I am SO bummed that it's over...can you recommend any more good True Blood fics for moi?

Thank you for your fan-damn-tastic story and making me smile and squee and turning my shitty, gruesome day around on its ass! :) YOU ROCK, SISTA!

Snappher/LoriAnn

OMG WHAT"S COMING? ring a ding ding? is Eric buying Merlotte's?

Props to Chef-to-be Sooookie! :)

Well, Sookie, I know I'm hung like a horse..." hehe :

Sookie is being pretty forgiving...I'd make him squirm. But he's right, she does have a bit of a "poor girl" chip...but I know I'd be weirded out if I suddenly started dating some super rich guy. Plus, I think most of them are assholes, so I'd have to get over that, too! lol...He'd better do some seeeerious sucking up! Oral wouldn't hurt, either

FUCK! I'm gonna kick that old bastard's horny ass and cut him for ogling Sookie! And Eric had better wear a cup, 'cause his balls and my boot have a firm date! : And Adele! I'm gonna pick her up, and we're gonna roll 2 deep on Eric! hmph, good intentiond, indeed!

OMG the glory that is Tatward and Inkella! And sketchbook reveleations...gah...I wanna chase Jasper into the labyrinth! Have you read Over the Top? It will KILL YOU! I worshipped Show Me A Garden - until the Bella point. I'm not anti-group love, but I felt like Bella was an eeevil bitch who didn't want Edward until Jasper had him, and then honed her evil, horny way into their happy twosome! I wanted to CUT the bitch! I had to stop reading it - I felt like she ruined them. Yes, Jasper was OK with it, BUT, I felt he was a gay man that just went along. Stupid, honing-in Bella! hmph! I wish Poughkeepsie would be reposted, too...sigh.

Boy Love EPIC WIN!

That was extremely HOT and incredibly sweet. Well done on the writing, chica! I know I've been blabbing about goofy shit, but I'm really LOVING your story. You've written them so well! I can picture them in my head from the TV show, but you've also tweaked their characters and made them your own. He's not a vampire - he's just powerful and fuckhot and not such an asshole! and Sookie is sweet and funny and quirky and kick-ass. Love them! Edward with amnesia made me sad, but Sookie and Eric are totally making me smile (and laugh, and be horny. damn.)

Can you just imagine for a moment the glory of waking up next to Alex Skaarsgard? SHEEEEEEEIT! I think my eyeballs would explode from trying to contain all the hotness!

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Sookie's got a boyfriend!

Eric's got a girlfriend!

Sookie has nice boobies!

Eric has a huge peen!

LIFE IS GOOD!

love love LOVE curry! what did she make for him? you need a blog for this site, with recipes! I love me some Thai food - it just rocks. Smells SO damned good! last week, I made some sort of THai-ish mango coconut cilantro rice. I liked it, but was a wee bit underwhelmed...I thought it needed a bit more kick...like a big-as pile of chicken in peanut sauce plopped down atop it. :) My parents raved about it, however, and even told my sister about it, who asked for the recipe. Woot! I love to cook, but live with my parents (ugh, long story!) and my dad is the family chef. Hard to get into the kitchen, but I've been sneaking lately! :)

damn! cockblocked by Granny! bummer. :) I was hopin' for a little sofa lovin'!

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOTHOTHOTHOT!

holy christ, dry humping Eric? sweeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Lafayette's gonna bust a nut when she gives him the deets on this date!

OH! I love Zigster. She rocks! her one-shot Twi stories make me snort. :)

Pam is KILLING me! lol...she is such a delightfully snarky thing, isn't she? Gran is a keeper for sure! :)

I am SO curious about what Ms. Thing is gonna do with Eric! A picnic, maybe? Take him to a sunny field and ravage him sook! Maybe she could wear an armored breastplate to get his Viking blood a'stirring...

OMG! I can't believe you called Sook a "smitten kitten." I love that expression, and so few people know it. :)

I love Gran. I was SO fucking pissed when that crazy-ass faux cajun shithead killed her! and so violently. Sniffle. It made me cry! That actress played the wonderful Aunt Meg in the movie Twister. I think she's just beautiful with her grey hair...what a lovely lady. And for those bitch fairies to whisk her husband away! oi!

I am horrified at last season's final. Fucking crazy wolfbitch Debbie! grrrrrrrr. Alcide needs some good lovin' from MOI. :)

lol on the Target dress! teee :)

I am currently pissed at Target. I need plain blue flats and went there tonight, and all they had were flip flops and hooker shoes! what's a girl to do? damn Target!

However...I did find Mounds ice cream bars, which pretty much caused an instant orgasm upon consuming them, so...Target ain't all bad. ;)

I have an absolute LOVE of all things soup. Your corn chowder sounds fabu! Do you have a recipe to share?

My fave that I make is Chicken Tortilla Soup. DELISH! I make it by the bucketful and my parents snarf it up. :) My mom also loves one of the soups from the Olive Garden restaurant (I really must check your profile to see if you're from the US!) and I made her a big pot of it for Mother's Day. We ate it all up and I had to make another pot the next day! lol...we're soup whores here. Next soup on my agenda is Borscht. Yum!

LOL on the girl barfing up her lettuce leaves. :) Would it be inappropriate to suggest a dirty scene where Sookie laps soup off of Eric's delightfully-taut abdomen? His navel would be the perfect, tiny cup...whew! :)

omg this is SO FUN! I've only been reading Twilight FF here forever...yet I am obsessed with all things True Blood..WHEW! that whole damned show is a panty wetter!

OH! btw, there's a new movie coming out with Matthew Mckawn-a-hey (phoenetic, sorry!) and it's about dudes who work at a strip club - ALCIDE IS IN IT! as a stripper! holy freakin' explosive orgasm, Batman! Can't wait to tap into that little piece of cinematic mastery! :

Wow, I've got ADHD bad tonight. My fave leftovers look like dog barf, but the taste is AMAZING. Are you American? Take leftover turkey, dark or white mean, or a medly, chop it up. Throw it in a saucepan and dump a bunch of stuffing in. THrow on some gravy, and mix it all up. Heat it on the stove and dump it in a bowl. Looks gross, tastes like freakin' heaven!

FYI, Sookie drying off Eric's stiffy made me snort with laughter. :)

The Princess Bride, calling somebody a douche AND Eric snuggles? Best date ever! Now need some lemons.

Quin, the Douche-Lord extraordinaire!