Hahaha! I love this, very cute. Ulquiorra is definitely sly! :D

Wow...this is very cute and very disturbing. But perhaps that matches this pair. Great job with it!

Humorous and sweet! Everyone's reactions to Orihime's enthusiasm - especially at Twilight- had me laughing! I give this two thumbs up!

Giggled like a moron on drugs. xD Love this! Clever Ulqui!

lol

I love this! It's so subtle and understated, but still hilarious. Thanks for writing!

Liked it. Someone who shares Orihime taste :D

And you have just demonstrated clearly why this pairing just -works-.

Combined with Orihime's naivety [oh, those obscene words she was spewing! however unknowingly] and Ulquiorra's deceptively calm-yet-holier-than-thou attitude ['cause whose arm is around her shoulders, and who's getting a free peep show-yeah thought so] results in this here piece of ingenuity.

Seriously, this is my second time reading this and it still keeps its freshness and humour every time.

Sweet, short, lighthearted, with subtle suggestions. Loved it.

omg! you are brilliant! i loved this! :D

this was fantastic!

Oh...God...

I don't even know what to say about this xD

Brilliant. Ulquiorra's favorite movie is Twilight? Really? Hahahahaha

This and your Gin/Rangiku pregnancy are sheer brilliance. You are a genius :D

:) This story was so cute! I love Ulquiorra's reactions to everything she was saying. XD

This made me laugh so hard. Orihime's so clueless! And Ulquiorra is just...devious. xD

Great work! Loved it!

That's hilarious!

I'm still lmao!

Thanks for that; cheered me right up. XD

This was fantastic! Hilarious and just SO spot-on! :D I love the character interactions in this, Ichigo's horrified glances and Ishida's nosebleeds (LOL!). Ulquiorra's expressions were priceless. Oh Orihime. You have such a good fake boyfriend. Haha :D

Great job! 3