Thankyou! Firstly you mentioned Old Boy and Chinaman but aside from said fact I think I about peed myself laughing. Oh that was just too good. Vamp would so own Edward. And we all know Solidus really liked it. LMFAO!

I think I died laughing with this.

My the title alone I knew it involved something of Twilight but Vamp as a Sparklepire took the cake! XD Poor Solidus

~fire spirit~

Brilliant.
Just brilliant.

Oh...my...god. XD

I can't believe I never thought of anything like this before. Nanomachines turned Vamp into a Twilightpire! I can't say I was taken by surprise though. I recognized the title immediately. I had to headdesk when I noticed a pair of Twilight fans at my college on my last day at school and found out their response to my claims that Edward came across as an asshole, even if Meyer didn't intend that. :P

I also like your nice references to Old Boy and Chinaman. Ah, if only they had actually appeared in game. :P