This has the randomness of an anime (compliment)
I know I just commented, but I gotta say I'm loving this.

Oh god, what is going on? I love this. It's crack. Funny freakin crack.

"THE PEANUT MAKES ITS TRIUMPHANT RETURN!" *Picture of Jack's peanut appears.* "AND ITS BACK FOR REVENGE!" *Pictures show of the various times Jack has been scared, (i,e, Jack running from cannibals; Jack running rampant around deck trying to convince the crew to 'run'; etc...) And also pictures of Jack being beat up, (i,e, Sao Feng punching Jack's nose; etc...) And also pictures of Jack battling epically, (i,e, Basically every scene that does not include any aforementioned scenes, or Elizabeth)* "WATCH FOR THE FULL STORY AS JACK AND THE PEANUT EPICALLY BATTLE IT OUT!" "Coming soon to theaters near you."

That would be an awesome sight to see. Captain Jack Sparrow, tied down and gagged by two girls in bikinis

This always makes me laugh...

WATCH TRANSFORMERS! The first movie first of you please you could make an awesome story with your characters

...WAAAAAAAAAH! PLEASE MAKE A SEQUAL! PRETTY PLEASE!

This story is amazing!

I laughed so much.

Tiffani is awesome and so is Shea. :3

this is so like me and my best friend. We'd turning Jack's ship upside down. I loved it!

Make a sequel pls!

Aw, it's over already? I liked your story, it was funny and fun to read XDD I don't wants it to stop TT_TT I stayed up all night reading this, it was just that awesome! G'night!

Sadness takes over my life as I realize that another story is over. I really enjoyed this one.

I will miss you Jeremy! (walks away crying.)

No!

TT

I dont want it to end!

SEQUAL!

That was so awesome. I laughed out loud through the whole thing.

::claps and whistles:: Bravo! And yes his bum is Yummy!