haha! This is gold!

If hypocrisy can be funny, this is one of those times it is. Great work, and even funnier is that Connie is showing Mike how stupid that belief ultimately is. If everybody believed that relatively good ends justified less than noble means of achieving those ends, society would tear itself apart from all the people that would be trying to kill, ruin, or otherwise destroy each other in the name of their personal good.

That was very good! Certainly made me smile at the end...and should put things into a perspective other than his own for him!

That was hilarious! Now Mike's gonna have to go get cleaned up.

Cute read! Mike is most definitely an 'ends justify the means' kind of guy... almost to a fault. Well done.