This is SO something that would actually happen! And then we must also ask ourselves...where does she get her, uh, "feminine products"? Good job. _.

Very nice.

The reactions and the thoughts of Lorelei are so realistic it borders on scary.

Interesting, but you seem to have forgotten that they DO have each other and while the use might have been rather questionable by mainstream standards it would have been used. (and if you do not understand what I am implying you're too young anyhow)

_; ROTFLMAO. That was very cute (and I mean this in a positive way). Please keep writing for this fandom. We need more good writers!