Awesome~ Awesomeawesomeawesome awesomesauceness! Cannot wait for the next chapter!

...I read this perviously on some other (Lord of the Rings Fanfiction) site, which I have since lost the url too, that you also had a sequel started on. In fact, I read it so many times there (And it's been so long) that I have long since forgotten my initial reactions to the chapters. So I don't think I'm going to be able to have really good reviews immediately. But I do like the changes you've put there, especially with the Narnians. PLEASE say your still going with book-verse Peter instead of the over-confident Peter who drove me nuts in the movies!

Anyway, Please continue the repost! I'm looking forward to seeing how things work out now and rereading the story! It's really wonderful!

And here I am reviewing your story! More read-as-I-review! In fact, this is a special review-as-I-read-and-also-as-I-watch-Star-Trek!

O! Arwen is leading Daniel to a bed! Go girl! And Kirk has forbade Scotty to blow up the ship. Good calls, both of them.

O - a cheap special effect! Quelle suprise.

Ah, Daniel liked the Mummy and . . . . yes, is being an ** about the whole historical inaccuracies. Hey, news for you, DeadBoy - the pyramids were not built by spacemen. Joker.

Ah, advert break on channel 38 ... and it is an advert for a local car dealership ... run by a guy called BRUCE CAMPBELL! Wow. I wonder if he has a boom stick?

Advert for the Marines . . . . oh, shot of a galaxy. Back to the review.

I think it is cool that Eowyn does not like Jack, that is pretty cool. And the whole conversation here is really well done - oh, I wonder what Sam whispered to Jack?

Spock has noticed the aliens are overcome by human sensory input. So, Kirk is ordering people to attempt to overwhelm them with senses. Scotty is feeding them food . . .

... and we all know what Kirk is going to do. Oh, yes - he is putting the mack on the pretty girl. Oh, burn, Kirk! She is saying "Are you trying to seduce me?" She knows what he is up to. Oh, he's kissed her anyway. Go Shat!

And speaking of love and that - Sam and Jack are hitting on each other! Awesome! Teal'c is very cool too; I love the way he runs people's names together, TierneyBeckett.

Ah! Scotty is getting an alien drunk and Spock ... Well, Spock is basically insulting the chief alien's masculinity and pretty much telling him Kirk is seducing his girl. Awesome!

O, ad break. Hey! Advert for a reality show about crabs. No, really.

It's great that Elizabeth just goes into hysterics when she hears the name Jack. That is very stylish.

Scotty is well and drunk . . . and the girl is asking to be told more about this human thing called love.

Gimli is always funny - and short. Oh! Ew! A slash fic! No, is not good! Urgh! Poor people!

Girl needs more information about love. Damn! That is some practical experimentation she is getting there!

Ah, Daniel seems to have a plan! And Kirk's plan appears to be . . . . to start a fight. Awesome! Oh! Speaking of slashfic, it looks like he is bumming the alien guy! Ew! No, not that sort of lock!

Aw! Aliens are kissing! Sweet!

And here I am reviewing this chapter! This time, I am accompanied by a watermelon animated by Voodoo magic.

Watermelon : 'Ello.

Hello, Watermelon.

Watermelon : I do have a name, you know.

And I am sure that is relevant for people who talk to fruit on a regular basis. You are only here under sufferance. Now, help me review the story or I hollow you out and fill you with vodka.

Watermelon : Right-ho.

Jack shot Daniel! Is he going to die and come back? Aw, no - no fair!

Watermelon : Where is the story?

There! Can't you see it?

Watermelon : I am a melon, not a potato. I don't have eyes!

Ah, Jack is acting like an ** because of fanfic - clever! And Daniel was taking a leak. Toilet humor is always a sure fire hit with the average fanfic reader.

Watermelon : Are you saying something about the intellect of the average fanfic reader?

What do you think?

Watermelon : I don't. I am a melon.

Hey! If you are a melon, does that mean you are an Elf-friend? Oh, I crack myself up! Anyway, the story ... ah! Evie knows about guns, of course. And she is being sarcastic about it. I love the way no-one likes each other completely - instant humor.

Watermelon : How am I even talking? I'm just a fruit.

Gays can articulate sentences, and maybe you are just confused. Lots of young people experimen . . . oh, right. Yeah, I see what you mean. I don't know - you don't have a mouth.

Hey! Danny speaks Elvish! Trust him to be able to do something useless and geeky!

Lara : Hey! Daniel is a nice guy! Daniel! DANIEL! Oh, what is this green-painted model of an undersized breast doing here?

It's a watermelon animated by . . . never mind.

All the guys are SCHWINGING! at Arwen! Awesome!

Arwen : I am pretty damn schwingable, if I do say so myself. Hey! I'll bet the guys would LOVE a crossover between the Incredible Hulk and LotR set in the Valley of the Lesbians!

And it is so not getting written, okay? You two, go away. Leave me and the melon to review this story.

Watermelon : I'm gonna get made into one of those gay edible bouquets, aren't I?

And here I am doing a review-as-I-read of chapter 15, accompanied by a terrorist recently released on President Obama's "Jyhadists In The Community Program" which will assist with closing Gitmo.

Abdulah : EYE KEEL EWE! Eye am terriphying terrorizt!

Hmm. This could be a long review.

Hey! Arwen is having a dream! It seems like it is a nice dream! She is throwing herself into the arms of a golden-haired elf!

Abdulah : The decadent West and their sexualized world will be crushed by the sword of the Caliph!

Oh, shut up you idiot. It's her mum.

Abdulah : That is even worse! Wait, is her mum hot?

You worry me. Not enough that I could be mistaken for caring, but you worry me nevertheless.

Ah, okay - more people joining the fellowship. And it is the Stargate people! Hey, no fair - Sam Carter gets a single sentence of description? She is worth more than that.

Abdulah : Her eyes are like the limpid pools of Mecca, bluer than the lapuz in the temple in Falujah, her skin softer than the finest silk and perfumed more sweetly than all the spices of Lebanon. Her voice is the singing of a thousand nightingales and her hair as golden as the sand dunes of the endless desert . . .

Hey! You're good for something!

Abdulah : . . . and she will be destroyed with the rest of the west when the flaming destroyer falls on your fractured house!

And you were doing so well. Well, not WELL per se, but not quite as bad as you had been before. Which is, of course, not hard.

Hahaha! Mockery of Daniel getting killed. Hehehe. It makes me chortle.

Okay, explanation. Necessary.

Abdulah : You know what else is necessary?

This! SLAP!

Abdulah : You hit me! What did I do?

Fail to duck. SLAP!

Ah - and here is the bit with the Stargate peeps. Awesome. Hahah - sarcasm from the Jaffar. Always good is sarcasm from people who don't realize it. Hey, is it just me, or does LL Cool J look a bit like Teal'c? Maybe Teal'c can do some rapping or something? Momma said knock you out. etc.

I like Jack. He makes me smile. He reminds me of Gibbs, which is not a bad thing. He should slap Daniel.

Abdulah : What is it with you and slapping?

Dunno. SLAP!

Abdulah : I liked it better in Cuba.

"Usually everywhere they went looked like Canada"! Extreme LOL!

Oh! They recognise bits of Middle Earth! That's cool. So, in the Stargate universe, LotR is fictional. I like the way you have Daniel be a geek. He is a bit like McGee. Hey! Stargate is just NCIS with aliens! CROSSOVER!

Cool! They are going to see the Elves! And Jack's Beretta is fully loaded. And always is. I'll bet Sam can vouch for that, actually.

I know the SG people. Loved the movie and the tv series. I have read some of your other fics with them in it and they are very well written in mho. :) Loved the update as always wonderful job!

Thank you. I adore this story, most Sue bashers (that I have read so far please don't hate me for generalizing here) don't show the many different evils that lurk in the realm of fanfic. I also love that you have incorporated other fandoms. No onw world can stand againist the might of the Sue. Not to mention that you have aclnowledged the fact that all self inserted characters are not Sues, that they can be well written and enjoyable to those of us over the age of 12. I didn't get a chance to read the first version so I'm looking forward to the next update. *Hoping for the evils of poor spelling, or the stories that somehow start with decent ideas and characters then end up Sue like. Again I truly adore this story please continue the updates.

i am, like, totally reviewing ur storie!1 it roxs!!

i like da wai der is dat slang and dat, tho i dont no if all ov it is slang coz me an mi frends talk like dat al da time!!1 lol

its relly cool uv got al dese cannon caracters in dere dey are so cool 2gever and i like da wai they talk an i am glad dna and ro are calin each over wiv da rite names eladan and elrowher r 2 long!!11 lol

omg i love dis story update soon plz rite??

(I love Rosie's little twitches.)

Marvellous chapter, my friend. Misplaced slang in fanfics is truly dreadful. MFEO indeed... Poor Eowyn and Arwen!

Hahaha yes, Caspian's accent is completely confuddling. It's Inigo Montoya and heaven knows what... 'Twas also very amusing to see how Caspian didn't really mind the changing relationships. I do think you got most of the plagues of Narnian fanfiction save for one- incest. There's a fair amount of that on the site- or was, last I checked. :S Really offputting stuff.

And yes, that twist at the end was certainly unusual. Have there really been such pairings? Hrm...

Haha, how like Anck to be uncomfortable in those gorgeous, flowing Elven gowns.

Susan: *cattily* How like Anck to be uncomfortable in clothes.

Ouch!

... Ignoring my muse, I am enjoying your story very much, my friend. It's silly and funny and light- I adore your Diamond and Estella!- and yet it is insightful. I totally agree that Lothlorien is more 'untouchable' than Rivendell (especially in the films). I apologise for not coming on for so long (I have had reasons, I'll enlighten you later)- but for the time being-

Phantom: I am NOT Edward Cullen!

*conveniently placed curly-haired brunette* Hey, gorgeous, wanna sing me your song? *conveniently placed gondola appears by convenient lake, for purposes of mystery and romance. Phantom and Angelique-Sue enter curtain of mist and exit*

Eponine: Hey!

- I think the fight against fanfiction must continue. Upwards and onwards!!

OK, I've been lurking on this story since the beginning, and I've loved it. But now that you've added characters from SG1, this story went from "sweet" to "AWESOME!" I can't wait to see what you have in store for all these characters - it is always so fun to read!!

Well, I am one of the multitudes who has never seen SG-1... lol :)

Jack sounds like one of those canon characters who I often want to slap. LOL!

Great chapter!

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Sorry I haven't been in for a while - blame the schoolwork. The scene between Celebrian and Arwen was very sweet! Your ideas are highly original, as well as highly entertaining, and it's good to find these things when I'm browsing through LoTR fics (And your view of Mary Sues is very similar to mine! Death to the Sues!)

~Araloth

great job as always. I loved the movie, and have seen several of the tv episodes along with stargate altantics. Good stuff :) Hulu has them huh? I will have to try and find them ;)