Totally loved the story it made me laugh.
And I agree with you on the whole labor thing.
Before I came out and mama was in labor, they all knew me as Anthony. And my dad was all calm and not freaking out (he was in the waiting room) and everyone was talking about how I would be in football/soccer/wrestling and when the doctor came out telling my dad I was a girl everyone laughed at him and said "GEorge your a softy now!"

awesome story so so funny, love the whose gravity? line

A very good, if quick, story. I like it. You should do a sequel or one shots to flesh it out. Explain what led to the conceptions, how a pregnant Ash/Leon got into that situation, etc. It'd be good reading.