I like this so far. Youre obviously an exellent writer )

I laughed so hard at the end of the chapter I had to wipe tears! SO FUNNY

Omg this story has the best lemons.

Absolutely an amazing story, I truly enjoyed reading your words! The characters you created here are totes my favorite in ff! Thank you for sharing your talent with us, I so appreciate all your time & effort! Loved it!

Oh Lord, Emmet is cracking my shit up with his names for Edward...Sweetpotatoe, petal, Eddie-kins, muffin buns! Bwahahahaha

OMG...I love Alice! All this Mc effin-crazy-ass-descriptions are cracking my shit up! Hahahaha

*slapping you*

hot dayum... Rwading this story for the second time, And I'm still peeing my pants from laughing. Love it!

eight times... Is it just me or is it hot in here?

Ya know, I kinda thought Charlie was just the guy Bella knew. Since Renee was already married to Phil, I never imagined she might end up with Charlie. I like a backwards surprise.

Abso-fucking-lutely Adorable!

I am so late in getting around to this.. Im going to review with two things you've asked for... a quote and a demand for a review for this chapter: "fuck off you needy bitch" .. This is an amazing story. Loving the humor, the shut, the character storylines..everything. Great writing!

Love it !

""EDWARD CULLEN HUNG LIKE A STALLION!" his girlfriend proclaims loudly. Reveals his sister is source of her information.""

Laughing my ass off. I read this story a couple of years ago and being the inconsiderate boob that I am I never left you a review. I apologize. I absolutely love this story and I love your writing. I've read all three of your stories (Grasping Darkness and The Diva Diaries just recently) and love them all. You have such a twisted sense of humor and I'm so glad you do. I hope to read more of your work and will try to review a little better as I'm re-reading this.

This is epic.

Let me guess, they look alike so Bella will use Rob as a sub until Eddie boy figures himself out.