This has to be one of the most hilarious fanfics ever! XD Love it!

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I think that's all I really need to say to sum up this "story", don't you?

LOL That seems like it would fit Lady Dahlia quite well. I could see it all happening. Great job!

Wow, harsh! Matthew is really being treated like scum! Somewhat like Detective Gumshoe (research: Ace Attorney series characters)! And what's the problem with a romance novel? Anyway, good job! You have completely captured the essence of Lady Dahlia! ^-^

Cool, I like Dahlia, but no one ever mentions her, so it means that now we can read about her daily life, which is good... :)